Misplaced Eyes
Over the weekend I lost my Prada sunglasses. $300 down the drain. I was at the gym and put them on a ledge by the lat machine. The club closed at 7pm and I left at 7pm. S says he saw them on the ledge…
Ass Kissing 101
The weekend is almost here and I can't wait, it's been hell at work today. One thing I have to do is work with New Jersey townships. It's a new experience for me because in AZ we have the county or cit…
Hairspray
Last night we went to see Hairspray with some friends visiting from AZ. The question I pose to anyone who has seen an adaptation from a book to a musical/play…
Pump This!
I drove to work on fumes this morning and stopped at the local station by my job site to fill up. For some reason New Jersey doesn't trust their motorist to pump their own gas. I have always pumped my own g…
Friday night Cho was out of control, I haven't been feeling all that great because of allergies but I laughed my ass off. One of the funniest moments for me was when she was talking about her mom's heart attack. I'm n…
Tonight is Cho night and I can't wait to see her live. I've seen two of her shows on tape and they are funny with a capital F but being there live with all the homo lifestyle has to offer is going to be euphoric.
Tom…
Some Chatter
I've decided to send in my application for Survivor. I know it's crazy and I'm not a huge fan but you never know. S is going to help me with my video.
Naima won America's Next Top Model! I was hoping s…
"Her Adam's Apple"
Last night we were watching Dr. 90210, if you haven't seen the show it is all about plastic surgery. I didn't realize how graphic it was until a boob showed up on the screen then chunks of flesh were…
Friday night was S's birthday so we went out to a nice dinner where we each had two drinks. The waitress at one point came over and told S he has amazing eyes and she was telling all of the other waiters to come by our …
Breaking News!
We are live at the Missing Crumpler Caper in Somerset New Jersey and the hero of the day is my good friend and co-worker Colleen.
I just love her, I was describing her the scene and she said L. Bursi i…
CSI New Jersey:
The Missing Crumpler
A week and a half ago I ordered a messenger bag from www.crumpler.com for Solomon's Birthday which is tomorrow. The bag was 25 dollars cheaper on line due to no shipping costs. …
Yesterday the office managers (both women) of construction and customer relations got together and had a mandatory meeting. They dangled pizza in front of us which did the trick because those of us that didn't want to g…
Most of you know my grandma passed away in March. Since then my dad has been named the executor of the will. My dad is an identical twin and while my grandparents were alive his twin was the executor of the the living …
Green Grass "Mohawk"
What a long weekend, S and I left for DC on Friday night and got home Sunday at 11pm. We were in DC for a dance competition where I danced with one of my students Saturday morning, competed with my…
BACK IN THE "CLOSET"
The company I work for decided to save some money by moving our construction staff into a finished home. I don't think it is really a savings because now this $500,000 house is not sellable until …
Finally I have a moment to blog for the masses. S and I had a great time at the competition in AZ last weekend. The fun began Thursday night at the volleyball party where I was the captain of the blue team. We didn't …
S and I are back from AZ. We landed Sunday night and I have been recovering ever since. It was a drunk fest, with lots of dancing and showgirls. I have Pics to post later but we are moving our offices at work and won'…
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