I think some folks may appreciate this:

Oh, there was a young lady named Mara...
Who had a crazy Mexican lover far far away
(Far away, oh, far away)
Who is here to stay

And one fine, fine sunny day...
Her lover boy who lived far far away
So, without a hug or two
She yanked her pillow out and hugged it true blue...
And hugged awaaaaayyyy, oh, hugged aaaawwwwayyyy...
And if you asked her why the heck she hugged it, she'd say...
"Well, I am not telling YOU, so THERE!!! SO THERE!!! SO THEEEERRRREEE!!!"

And then word came down the rumor pipe
The dratted Mexican was flying back!!!!
Sooo, she squeezed her pillow haaarrrddder...
And hoped it could trade places, oh traaddde places....
With her lover boy who was flying farrr away

She hugged the pillow all the harder
It was for her loovvvveerrr who was flying far far away...
And if you asked her why the heck she hugged it she'd say
'Oh, I'll strangle you if you aaask again! Ask again!!! Oh, I'll strangle you if you ASK AGAIN!