| | Quotes of the Week, served with your choice of coleslaw or mashed potatoes:
(listening to my newly purchased album)
me: "Pookie! Come listen!"
Gracie: *listens, with an expression of utter disgust on her face*
me: "What?"
Gracie: "These guys are worse than dry swallowing a pill!"
(standing in the kitchen after above dialogue took place)
me: "...And then she said that they're worse than dry swallowing a pill."
Mom: "Is that another band?"
me: "What??....No!"
(sitting in the living room, bored)
Gracie: "Hey, sissy? How much is a ton?"
me: "Two thousand pounds."
Gracie: "So, what's thirty thousand divided by two thousand?"
me: "...Fifteen."
Gracie: "Okay, so...that's fifteen tons..."
me: "Of what?"
Gracie: "Cranberries."
me: "........."
It was just the tone of voice she used when she said, "Cranberries." She just sounded so very nonchalant. As though she needed fifteen tons of cranberries for some evil plot she was trying to cover up or something. I started laughing hysterically after all the dotdotdots. It was just too funny. Really it was only a math problem that had been bothering her, but oh well. Funny.
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| | Posted 10/7/2005 3:30 PM - 1 view - 5 comments
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