In order to preserve my secret and hidden and unknown and triple-secret identity, I thought it best not to really participate in any sort of interview that's all the rage nowadays. The Mighty Hunter understands and respects this, so he had the great idea of coming up with answers for which I would provide the questions. What a cool idea! So the hunter wishes to learn the questions for which I would give these answers:
1) green
2) Janet Reno
3) Blitzkrieg
4) Hatch, New Mexico
5) on average roughly 11 meters per second (24 mph)
So here you go - The Questions:
1) The only state that has a state question is New Mexico. For this reason, some sagely sages consider New Mexico to be the Second Greatest State. The State Question in question is "Green or Red?" Either answer is valid. You can be proud of either answer. But considering only 40 lb sacks consumed in any given year, which is it?
2) Is there any woman that doesn't in some way remind you of your beloved wife?
3) What word would you use to complete this limerick?
You trying humming der Musick ov Grieg
But you must making Wasser like Sieg
Den finding no stall
Oon der Mountain King's Hall
You bolt out der back like...
4) Harold's Pit Bar-B-Q in Abilene is the best place to go eat. No one questions that. La Cocina in Truth or Consequences is second best. No one questions that either. But...Truth or Consequences...what city is that close to?
5) Without using any internets for searches can you tell me the air speed velocity of a non-laden europeon swallow?
So there you go. What question would you have answered green?
AU - out
Comments (18)
Question: What is your least favorite color? Green.
i had previously memorized the Strouhal Number of the European swallow in cruising flight so after that it was simply a matter of weight ratios.
well played, AU.
i especially like question 2.
If someone had answered me Green i may have questioned them any of the following ways:
Who is your favorite: Bond Girl, Kieth, or M&M?
When is ¥?
WTF?
What color is a Vulcan's blood?
i'm fond of both red and green, though i generally choose green whenever posed with the question. i haven't spent any recent meaningful time in new mexico, but i am comfortable with the notion that they do have the second best variation of mexican food anywhere. the first best being texmex, of course.
this also made me think of 'the red-green show', and how long it's been since i've watched such liberal use of duct tape.