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Life's Going to Hell... but let's Enjoy the Ride Anyway In my delirium during my trip to the hospital I may have done/said many stupid things, saying I was a ghost, saying that my vomit tasted like brown, or yelling for …
Food Poisoning is the Lame Some people have asked me what food poisoning is like... and really all I can think about are the great words spoken by Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons... "It tastes like burning" *Collapse*... …
Back from the Emergency Room! wow I sure do have all the stupid things happen to me... well yeah like I thought it was food poisoning... I assume from Wendy's because I only felt bad after eating that... Really I probabl…
The long weekend is over and I don't remember most of it... Which means I had tons of fun (or my memory sucks now)... oh i'm sure it'll all come back to me i'm sure but for now i'm going to enjoy my ignorance... because …
Partying and Happy Gilmore Golf!! I was pretty sober... hehe i've got great willpower... what an interesting party... haha justine was great! oh no stories though... just in case people think its too embarassing (Yes I …
Am I Old??!? Do any of you feel old?? because I do... the reasons are multi-fold so i won't get into them right now... but honestly... i'm 20 and I feel over the hill... is that wrong? Oh man I just remembered... I saw…
Black Friday... a tad gay? wow Black Friday was tiring as hell... I spent almost 50 dollars on 5 pairs of boxers... and bought Sexy for Men products at Victoria's Secret... as well as a shirt at express (to get the free…
Oh What Animals Will You Be Having Today?? Oh lord its Thanksgiving... but lets call it what it really is shall we?? its Devour Massive Quantities of Delicious Animals Under the Guise of a Holiday Celebration Day!... ho…
saw Casino Royale... it was ok... i'd give a review right now but my comp keeps crashing... so imma focus on fixing that problem (I think i've done it... damn you norton antivirus!)Ok a quick review of Casino Royalepossi…
Sex Sells... but advertisers should at least try to make a lil sense right?I was surfing the web... and I just somehow came across an advertisement for Kaylani's personal penis enlargment pump... yeah this was totally by…
sleep is sooo good... but i'm sure you already knew that huh?once upon a time I had normal (relatively speaking) pictures on facebook... now the more I look... the pics are getting odder and odder... increased alcohol co…
Two Late Night Thoughtsthey should make drinking healthier for you... and they should make getting naked more socially acceptable... yes those are my two pearls of wisdom for tonight... hehe party party my friends... FUC…
uhhh... I was robbed?fuck I must have been really angry or drunk because I woke up half naked... or I guess you could say 3/4 naked... whatever... if I get a hold of the person who stole my wallet i'm going to punch him …
studying is stupid... i'm serious... I feel stupid right now just talking about studying... sigh school is making me retarded slowly*WARNING* F-Bombs forthcomingFuck you... Fuck me... FUCK EVERYONE and EVERYTHING!!! FUCC…
Good News... Bad News... if only I could drink =(ummmz... last night was ok... it started off ok with the meeting where I got myself a PAD shotglass and a mini keg... oh its like a baby but its beer... but then at that p…
I squandered all my studying time with naps!!... ahh i've 1 hour to blast through the material... damn if only i could have the determination to stay focused... sigh so stupidmother of crap i'm not prepared for the lsat
AHHH Heroes and Studio 60 are getting even better... if only I could say the same about the O.C. Sigh the sooner they get past marissa's death the sooner the storylines can start involving interesting things such as hot …
Glad to be Backmmm i came back to a flood of spam and a mild cold but its still great to be back... I missed all my classes once again but at elast I have an excuse this time (I had a sore throat)... oh I sure hope i get…
Where did I disappear off to for 3 days without writing a single post... believe it or not I was up in norcal... and I didn't go online a single time while I was there... pretty amazing right?? yeah... there is lots of s…
Rapist Search Begins... Rapist Search Ends?Is it just me or did this newcaster just make a terrible mistake in reporting this story?? I mean come on... that might as well be a portrait of him... the search is over!! he'…
sigh I forgot to enroll into classes again...school gets in the way of all my fun :(anyone wanna take up ninjutsu with me ?? haha obviously you aren't going to become a ninja or anything but it might be interesting ... …
oh looks like all my hair is gone againhmmmz is it just me or is it really cool when gurls use their looks for evil... you know getting out of tickets, tricking guys into buying them drinks, making guys break up with the…
My Weekend's Mini-RecapOk Ok some people have been raising some suspicions about my so called "soberness" at the retreat... either through pictures they've seen or just because they know me... and I can't lie... I did ha…
wow what a fun weekend... i'm dead freaking tired right now and I somehow have to be up for Borat in 2 hours so i'll make a really really short summary for now... ummz alcohol, walking on a mountain, O'l Captain Bob hitt…
its 2 am... I should be sitting around doing nothing right now!! but NOOO!! I have to be sitting around writing a paper... Seriously that's just gay right?its now 5:32 am and i'm clipping one of my toenails into a point.…
no more partying for a while... at least until friday night?yes that person might have some truth to their comment... but in my defense it seemed like a longer time in my head thoughoh jesus christ... i forgot about day …
ramblings go on and on after popo arrive...I had planned to take halloween off... just a lil rest and relaxation... instead my big bro asad made sure I went to Adriana's party... there goes my rest and relaxation... bust…