| | Becka's comment reminded me that, when I was little, I was a Rodent
Slayer. I can't remember which ones were gerbils and which ones
were hamsters, but I do know that I killed them violently. I
threw one down some stairs, I sat on one, and I squeezed one to
death. I bumped off at least two more, but their manner of death
escapes me.
My dad saw The Hitchhiker's Guide recently on an plane trip to
California. He told me yesterday at dinner. I started discussing
different aspects of the film and book with him. It was kinda
weird, because even though I've never seen the movie or the read the
book, I knew almost as much about the movie as he did.
Matt says I am such a white guy. I can't remember why though. Huh.
Well, it is true. I can't jump. I have no rhythm. But I can't
remember why he said it. There was a certain reason. Darn.
While watching Batman & Robin...
"Are you dissing Arnold?"
"Yes."
"Ok, just checking."
You know what? Matt is no lower than #4 when it comes to how
comfortable I am around a person. He may even rank higher than my mom
and sister. I'll do anything around Matt. It's awesome. Heck,
I'll even sing in my lame high voice. Haha, and then I screw up
the lyrics. It's especially great when I try to sing "Dust in the
Wind" by Kansas. Also, I say stupid random stuff almost nonstop when
I'm around my cousin. He's now counting how many times I act like
he's talking about cocaine when he says he wants Coke. 4 times this
week, for sure. I just feel totally relaxed around him. So. Why
am I telling all you weirdos this?
And guess what I did yesterday? We ate out for dinner (grandparents,
dad, Matt, and I) and I wanted the cheese quesadilla. So we
started joking about how they pronounce it in Napoleon Dynamite.
Quesadill-luh. Later on, the waitress asks me what I wanted to
order. So I said I wanted a cheese quesadill-luh. I didn't do it
on purpose. I just screwed it up.
I'm checking out the Grove City College campus tomorrow. And then I
return home. I think I want to major in accounting or business. Of
which PHC has neither.
Who wants a rewrite?
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