More Bash Funny.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

More Bash Funny.
*giggles* Enjoy the funny.

#180150
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* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
<Waxycat> teh
<Waxycat> it says i recieved a fatal error
<posit> Waxycat: oh that happens some times, you have to press alt+f4 to fix it
<posit> *sometimes
<Waxycat> that quits irc
<Falnom> ALT+F4 quick!
<Waxycat> why?
* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
<posit> you have a fatal error
<Waxycat> otherwize?
<posit> if you don't restart it may damage your system
<Waxycat> it says i have 30 seconds
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<posit> damn yeah
<Palish> bahhahah.
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* YOU HAVE RECEIVED A FATAL ERROR, PRESS ALT + F4 TO REPAIR THIS IMMEDIATELY
<Waxycat> what happened?
<Waxycat> again?!?!
<Waxycat> it says it again!
<posit> again?
<Waxycat> what should i do?!
<posit> maybe a config problem
<Waxycat> what will happen if i don't quit?
<posit> not sure exactly
<posit> but I don't think it's good
* YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO RESTART MIRC
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#682409
<Ranbert> someone shoot me please....
<tele>   o \O_ Arrgh!!
<tele> <\==-   -   - -   - - - --- __/
<tele> / \    \
#412248
<Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
#262417
<foniks`> heh, if we sent all the criminals to some empty continent and just left them there to die
<foniks`> and showed up like 50yrs later like, "sup?"
<foniks`> whatd u think they'd say?
<FoSZoR[bg]> something along the lines of, "G`Day mate"
#88575
<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
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<FBI> We saw it anyway.
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#329292
<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall
#83627

<scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
#669898
whatshisname: Why does the media insist on calling intelligent design an 'alternative' to the theory of evolution?
That's like saying pancakes are a good alternative to an internal combustion engine.
What units do you use for measuring Godliness?
mediaho: Cleanliness?
whatshisname: I was thinking more along the lines of Jehovahwatts: "It took 47.3 Jehovahwatts to turn that water into wine"
MrNeutron: "Wha. . . what the hell is a Jehovahwatt"
Smallberries: About 103 Jews.
pwhp_67: Are Jehovawatts metric?
jimmyhaha: Commie.
#734472
<SpuD|work> augh, I hate MS Office and people's expectation that "IT'S PART OF WINDOWS SO I WANT IT FREE!"
<SpuD|work> for starters, IT'S NOT PART OF WINDOWS, also, IT'S NOT FREE, and it's not even cheap, and NO IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR MATE PIRATED IT FOR YOU LAST TIME AND YOUR PC DIED AND YOUR MUM GOT SCARED AND SAID YOU'RE MOVING WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND YOUR UNCLE IN BEL-AIR

And as a bonus: the quote I submitted to Bash just last night.
#799112
hapa_Rach: Breen, find yourself a basketball player to date. ;)
beanbag: hahah
beanbag: have you *seen* the basketball players this year, Rach? :P
hapa_Rach: Actually, no.
beanbag: well
beanbag: you wouldn't say that if you had ;)
hapa_Rach: But judging from the ones I've seen at before, yeah, no prospects there.
hapa_Rach: But you're near other schools.
beanbag: I am not going to go out looking!
beanbag: I'll just sit and wallow in my emotional distress :P
hapa_Rach: Shopping, dear. Doesn't mean you need to buy or even put one on layaway. :P
beanbag: I hate window shopping though
TimD: Don't we all.
beanbag: I prefer to go shopping and just buy on the spot
hapa_Rach: What, you want to try them on first?
beanbag: well, at least examine off the rack!
beanbag: and from closer than outside the window!
hapa_Rach: Well, you can always go in and check them out yourself.
JonD: i like to go in the store, and see how they look on me
beanbag: I'd rather be the one checked out
hapa_Rach: You like when boys look at you on the rack? eeeew.
beanbag: HEY! that is not what I said!
TimD: Haha.
JonD: you know, take them to the corner room, lock the door, and see how snug they can get...
hapa_Rach: EEEWWW JON
beanbag: hey now, I am not a dirty girl Jon
TimD: Bad boy Jon. Go have an intimate session with one of your guitars.
JonD: sometimes, i look in the mirror, and see how many differnet way i can wear them
JonD: reversible, and such
JonD: i also like to try on a couple at a time or more
JonD: see how they look together
JonD: remember folks: you should take off what you had before, before you try something new on, otherwise it can get uncomfortable when they're together
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