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Thursday, March 06, 2008

I've always said that I wished I had a stalker and then this:

A friend forwarded the above Myspace profile to me that I didn't know existed. Unfortunately, the profile is set to private so I can't check out the friends to try to figure out who the author is. My friends keep trying to accuse each other of being the site's owner, but I'm skeptical:

A. They would have chosen a less flattering picture and

B. Would have made it public for more effective mockery

I'm not on Myspace myself, so I can't even be a friend to all my own worshippers. I tried enlisting my cohorts to send friend requests to get in and then inform me of what's on the other side, but none of them have been able to infiltrate it yet. If any of you would like to visit my temple and lay an offering at my feet, be sure to visit: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=128817032

P.S. The creepiest thing about that page is that ghost kid in the ad looks a lot like me.

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Comments (25)

Eh, you get used to perverse internet stalkers after awhile, be they creating parody sites or bullshit clueless philosophical breakdowns of you or if they're just worshipping you for...whatever creepy reas0on.
- 3/6/2008 1:48 PM
- Drakonskyr (message)
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...that 0 seems to have managed to get into that reason somehow.
zero reason?
THE IRONY
- 3/6/2008 1:48 PM
- Drakonskyr (message)
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ha, i'll try to get in for you, buddy. (shut up about me having myspace.)
- 3/6/2008 1:50 PM
- porcupinesol (message)
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That is creepy. I had friend lock on for the longest time because of that. Some guy kept leaving the most bizarre pm's and comments.

You haven't been around for a while. What's up?
- 3/6/2008 2:02 PM
- A___Beautiful___Disaster (message)
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Jeff just showed me that, its so weird! Did you talk to the other three people who are in that picture? It obviously has to be someone who had access to that picture too!!! Keep us posted--I'm intrigued, haha.
- 3/6/2008 2:27 PM
- JefesGirl (message)
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I want a female stalker!
- 3/6/2008 2:31 PM
- Dragulf (message)
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Oh, that is hysterical!

I do remember you saying you wished you had a stalker in the past!

WHERE did the person get the picture from? I mean, is this one you've had on your xanga, or one only your friends (off xanga) would have acsess to?
- 3/6/2008 2:52 PM
- ilsurvive (message)
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hahahaha, I love it! I am totally going to try to be friends with this person(s).
Where HAVE you been?
- 3/6/2008 3:14 PM
- LadyAlli3 (message)
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and here I thought I was the only one with a shrine in your honor lol
- 3/6/2008 4:17 PM
- Vivi_Kitty (message)
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I normally just use myspace for personal friends and family, but I might send a request to this person.

At first I thought your face had been pasted onto that ad!
- 3/6/2008 4:25 PM
- klearblueskies (message)
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That photo was in one of my posts, so it was available to anyone.
- 3/6/2008 5:37 PM
- AristotleForDummies (message)
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Lol I was going to say that kid was creepy
Dont forget to check your bathroom for cameras
- 3/6/2008 7:04 PM
- squirrelyWrath2 (message)
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OMG I WOULD FREAK OUT IF I SAW THAT
- 3/6/2008 7:22 PM
- papidesantaisabel (message)
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ok now that's a tad freaky but interesting!!!
- 3/6/2008 8:14 PM
- civicgirl91781 (message)
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How scary..yet kinda flattering.
- 3/6/2008 9:07 PM
- minaBina (message)
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Well, at least they're not pretending to be you, they just adore you. That's really creepy.
- 3/6/2008 9:31 PM
- LightningRichy (message)
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creepy
- 3/7/2008 12:17 AM
- ME_ondisplay (message)
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there are some real crazies out there. You can't even find your worshipers. Sounds like a poem or a movie in that somewhere.
oh well. I guess you will just have to....oh no! NOT THAT! maybe we will have to live in the real world...
actually, you should report it . to xanga, to my space. There are lots of fbi types working on these things. maybe notify your local police, too. I might put something in the public record....
- 3/7/2008 5:09 AM
- ANT_L (message)
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That is kind of creepy. Flattering too if you actually knew it wasn't some creepy doing this.lol
- 3/7/2008 10:46 AM
- shoelacey68 (message)
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Wow. Writing the most entertaining blog on the internet comes with an odd sort of notoriety.
No luck on accessing the profile, either.
- 3/10/2008 11:57 PM
- SprinklerBandit (message)
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This is NUTS with a capital N-U-T-S.
- 3/11/2008 1:39 AM
- Kasmir (message)
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There's nothing wrong with having a stalker ...

I was a stalker ...

Am a stalker. Whatever.
- 3/11/2008 4:13 AM
- Methodick (message)
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I made a fansite for a sales rep who comes to bring us chemicals. He is awesome.
- 3/11/2008 3:43 PM
- jentheone (message)
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I remember the first time I ever went to a site that was totally dedicated to me. It was totally protected and written for my eyes only. Drak is right. You get used to it.
- 3/16/2008 11:01 AM
- TheTheologiansCafe (message)
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i actually saw the hot girl wanting to video chat with me instead of the ghost kid. i want/need/crave a myspace shrine.
- 3/16/2008 5:45 PM
- tiverazao (message)
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