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Nocturnal Release
The black moon rises in the darkest night; Extinguishing the embers of twilight. And your deepest desires Glide to the surface As your inhibitions fade Into the… -
Huh? (woe to he/she who takes Marclar too seriously)
i sit and stare at nothing i haven't noticed yet i haven't bathed in days i haven't noticed yet apathy pervades my world i can't be bothered please come back another day i toss and turn and sweat i h… -
Chapter 3: The Problem
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Ever get into a funk that you just can't shake, no matter how hard you boogie? Someone shoot me before I put on thick-framed glasses, spike my hair all gay and start crying. Pull the lever. Seal the pack.… -
Day to Day Failure
With a shake of your head and a wag of your finger, I've failed you again and I just can't stop. I'm unreliable, irresponsible, distant and lost. But what did you expect? I'm the same person I was before. Age … -
Study links Little Debbie to youth problems
By B. Marclar A recent study by the Marclar Institute has revealed that Little Debbie brand snack cakes are the leading cause of several problems among teenagers. Participants in the … -
Read Your Bible
I am righteous.I am holy.I am sinless in the eyes of God.I read my Bible with a strict focus and a sharp attention to detail.You are a sinner.You are a drunkard.You are vile and will spend eternity in the darkest depths … -
And now, a word from our sponsor:
Hi. I'm Marclar! An endless wave of humanity has just crashed into my store. Lost amidst the flow, I now realize the answer to all of life's problems. Things would be so much easier of a lot of y… -
Condemnation of Modernity
Meri-Dee was fired from her job at Wal-Mart in order to cut costs. They took her name tag, apron and time card. As she stood in the parking lot, she turned towards the store and said:Suffer and rot for your disbelief … -
Proverbs of Doubt
what ifyour questions onlyled to more questionsandthe answers shied awaylikea three-year-old girl?faithis driving down thehighway at 100 mphthroughfog with no headlightsprayingthat the road stays straightt… -
Chapter 2 - Hip Hop Hitmen
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Dig those crazy blues.
I think I just hit a pothole.My car's going ker-thunk kerthunk.I'm doing 50 on my rims,now ain't that just my luck?I got two flat tires.I guess one just wouldn't do.Cause I got these two flat tiresand now I'm pretty scr… -
Duncan and Barclay Ride Again!
This one act play has never been performed. If anyone ever wants to change that, let me know. The scene opens up with Duncan and Barclay driving a carriage through the streets of London. The carriage can be an elab… -
The Summoning
Disclaimer: I do not worship Satan. I just get excited around this time of year. Thirty more days! Death! Thy time has come at last and I summon thee forth. Awake from thy slumber beyond the grave. Reach f…
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