You can just call me butter because I'm on a roll! I don’t have time to wait. I’m sitting in the drive-thru and these things take forever. Vitamins and minerals are an essential part of a balanced diet,…

I'm working on some real meaty bones to throw to good doggies. They should be done pretty soon. In the meantime, please help yourself to a little appetizer I wrote while at work.Cure for the Bored Gobblegrock Blues …

I was driving down the road in my overheating car when suddenly an overwhelming desire to get into a car accident came over me. Not that I want to die, but the thrill would be incredible. …