One of my friends recently did a weblog post comprised entirely of haikus. It inspired me to make an attempt at the same:
Stop killing the duck! Call Humane Society! No, just me on sax 
(It'll be a while before I can say that I actually double . . . Unfortunately, most bands won't take on someone who only plays clarinet.)
Eight days 'till Christmas Amazon.com wish list Gives family hints
(Translation: More CD reviews coming soon!)
The polka from hell Or, "Armenian Dances." I want jazz music!
(Ever had to play the clarinet part to "Armenian Dances?" Basically, at the end, going faster than humanly possibly is not going fast enough.)
Now you clearly see Why I do not write poems Paragraphs are good
Well, that was fun! Hopefully I'll never be inclined to do such again, for my sake as well as the sake of my readers . . . |