Hey everyone today i have something interesting. Below is…

Friday, April 23, 2004

Hey everyone today i have something interesting. Below is an email I am sending to the Nigerian ($$$200,000,000 BILLION dollars in your pocket as soon as you can save the nigerian Queen from her abusive father's secret accounts and you can get the money for 'safekeeping'..hahaha you can basically have the money) scam pple. I kinda get a kick outta giving him a completely BS name and address of a Thai night club and another thai night club phone number....sorry its so corny and childish but first, read my final oh-I'l-so-sorry-about-my-previous-email responses to the Bullsh!t they sent me....and then read what they said, and then at the bottom of this entry, read what i initially wrote them after kindly telling them to take me OFF their lists for most of '02 and '03...ah, sweet revenge...

My final response:

hello Mr. Musa, I'm so sorry for my previous reply I truly apologize. I was unaware of the the 100% guarantee. Ok, so if i send you the info you're gonna forward the info?? thanks!!

name: Pangpao Kadesadayurat

address:

7 Sukhumvit Soi 42 Road
(one block from Ekkamai BTS on Soi 42)
Klongtoey, Prakanong, Bangkok 10110, Thailand

number: Tel: 0-2391-5825/ext: 6 , Fax: 0-2391-5827

Their POS email response to my really angry email:

From: Idris Muhammad Musa <pinmusa@yahoo.com>

To: sjh988@hotmail.com

Subject: THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE

Date: Mon, 5 Apr 2004 15:19:00 -0700 (PDT)

Thanks for your response and willingness to participate in this transaction. I am happy as well to know that we can do this together for our mutual interest. On the other hand, You know that this transaction requires trust from both sides. I am not questioning your scepticism over this transaction but I will like to know that my word is my bond and you must follow my instructions throughout this transaction, the whole thing shall work out as planned. At first, as I believe you must have visited the websites where you read about the demise of my partner hence I contacted you. I shall send you his company`s registration documents with both the Nigerian Chamber of Commerce and the Foreign Contractors Board of Nigeria upon your assureances that you can never disappoint my vested trust on you over this transaction. The attached is my identity, send yours so I will also know that you are for real. Concerning the transaction, I want you to bear one thing in mind, there is no risk involved.  It is 100% risk free and secured. I am going to present you to my ministry [MPMR] as the beneficiary/next of kin of the Late Ziya whose payment is due for. It is my duty to make all the neccessary chances of the informations where needed in the ministry`s computer in your favour and your names shall be affected in the job/contract completion certificate that was to be issued for the executed job by Ziya contracting firm: I will send that to you as soon as we start the official processing of the claim so that when the attorney who shall represent you in the claim here here in Nigeria, applies for the payment, every imformation will be the same. So everything has been planned for. I will require you to send me the following information as a matter of urgency;

1.  YOUR FULL NAMES AS THEY APPEAR IN YOUR LEGAL DOCUMENTS

2.  TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS (For prompt communication)

3. YOUR OFFICE or RESIDENTIAL POSTAL ADDRESS.

I need the above information, for the paper work. More importantly, I plead you to keep everything concerning this transaction confidential and if you know that you are not the type that keeps secret, please try and learn it with this transaction because I rather stay poor as I am than exposing myselves. I am a civil servants and have my work and image to protect.  If you keep to my instructions through out the short period of this transaction, we will not encounter any problem, because I and my colleagues have perfectly taken care of our side here. As soon as the payment is approved in your name, the ministry through their designed offshore payment centres in America, Holland, Dubai, London or any country of your choice where you can have immediate assess to. That is where you can claim the physical payment. The whole system is simple and very short. Thank you and God bless as you can call mje on my cell:  +234-803 6764988.

Send further emails to this email account,

Regards, Idris M. Musa

After dealing with them for 2 gawdamn years, i let 'em know my opinion of them about two weeks back:...btw...the curse words weren't asterisked and changed they were original......needless to say, this was the first and hopefully the last time i have gotten this angry, or vented like this.

All you fu(k!ng @ssholes keep sending me these stupid @ss piece of sh!t emails on how much money i can make if i save some fu(k!ng fairy tale queen from some fu(k!ng monster. WTF u think the rest of the internet-savvy world is?? some fu(k!ng worthless, completely dumba$$ pieces of sh!t like you? Stop sending these emails for the LAST FU(K!NG TIME. You guys think as if the world doesn't know anything about your stupid @ss scams. THE WHOLE FU(K!ING WORLD KNOWS!!!!! Stop acting as if no one has ever seen or heard of this stupid sh!t before. You fu(k!ng a$$holes are so g0ddamn stupid you make a pile of sh!t look like Einstein. Its like you're stalking everyone you come across trying to make sure you let them know just how goddamn fu(kin stupid you are, thinking they're not gonna pick up on your fake sh!t.

STOP SENDING ME YOUR FU(K!NG WORTHLESS P-O-S EMAILS!!!!!