Weblog » Archives » December 2001

  • The weekend has been and gone and all I have to show for it is some leftover ganja and a hangover. Yup, I failed "Operation Get Girlfriend". I sang a duet with a lovely girl on Friday night and we looked into each othe…

  • I couldn't be bothered to go to hospital last night and I made a miraculous recovery from meningitis in about 3 hours. I never get ill and when I do, it's only for a few hours at most; apparently this isn't normal, so I…

  • I think I have meningitis. I have come up in a rash all over my arms which doesn't dissapear under pressure, I have a headache and the light is too bright in the office all of a sudden... so I may go to the hospital, bu…

  • The office Christmas party was on Monday night. It was held at the Hilton Hotel, Park Lane, on the 28th floor, in the Windows Restaurant. We could see for miles across the London landscape and unfortunately that was th…

  • Season's Greetings Money is short, And times are hard, So here's your fucking, Christmas card.

  • If I was an Autobot, I'd be: Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com! You may have to wait a bit longer for the pictures of me because I went to the developers and then remembered that there were some …

  • I bought a new snake on Saturday It’s a hognose snake and it’s the only venomous snake that you’re allowed to buy in the UK, because at worst it can give a person a rash. Anyway, I went to the pet shop to buy a weeks …

  • Puke Fest Extravaganza I'm having to retype this entire blog because this shit piece of software messed up when I spell checked it Last night there was a drinks party to celebrate one of our employees leaving the co…

  • My brother went food shopping last night for our weekly supplies and came home with 3 crates of lager, 4 shopping bags of crisps, 12 toilet rolls and some salmon steaks for my pet piranha fish. I guess that you can tell…

  • I went out with my filthy friends at the weekend and we went to the filthiest pub/club in Brixton called Dogmatique. They played hard house music and drum and base. People were all very random and on very hard drugs. …

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