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  • I got very drunk last night on the 42nd floor of the NatWest Tower in the City of London. There's a bar at the top called Vertigo and you can see the whole of London from the comfort of your seat and champagne glass (c:…

  • My good friend Ed, who lives at my house on the weekends just called me. He said that his room-mate in the army is in a coma because of a training exercise that fucked up. So Ed will be lots of fun at the weekend... no…

  • It's the end of the bank holiday weekend - I was on holiday yesterday if you were wondering where I went. I woke up on Saturday at lunchtime and fell down the stairs. I then laid on the floor for a few minutes until th…

  • I had a very busy day yesterday and a very bad hangover. The champagne cocktail party thing was great... free alcohol. I got very drunk and ended up being taken home by my secretary who became quite friendly. I stayed…

  • Tonight is the annual company champagne party. I will be expected to mingle with the elite stockbrokers, fund managers, military top brass, lawyers, chief executives and finance directors in England. Oh joy! The best …

  • The best thing about having an ugly girlfriend in not the blindfold sex (which they think is kinky, but you just don't want to look at their face) or the constant ego trip from them praising you for being a god, but it's…

  • The following statement best sums up my day today: "Life is what happens when you're wondering what else there is to do." I really have nothing else to say today. It has been very bland indeed. Occasionally my hands …

  • Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmaaaan am I paying the price for my heavy drinking. My head is bad, me no feel so good... must drink water, stuff is moving without it really moving. I al…

  • See the man See him run See the gun BANG goes the gun BANG BANG I am going to go out tonight and get REALLY DRUNK and you can't stop me... so fuck you.

  • This is a part of an email that I got from a friend who saw me in a club on Saturday night... "Those girls should have got away from you and Ed, i bet your saw them giggling on the dancefloor with their short skirts on …

  • I feel quite naughty because I just went to embryonicpulp's website and found some pictures of her, which she doesn't currently have on display. She is georgeous.

  • It is pissing it down with rain this morning and I got thoroughly soaked as I walked to the train station. I walked about 100 metres from my house, when it occurred to me that I could just turn back and get my trenchcoat…

  • I had a long day in the office yesterday. I left my house at 7am and didn't get home until 9pm, actually, that happens almost everyday and I'm fucking sick of it. I didn't get time to write my journal - but that isn't …

  • I bought a sword and a CO2 gas powered air pistol over the internet a week ago and it was delivered to my house today. Unfortunately I was at work and my nymphomaniac nextdoor neighbour was just opening her front door a…

  • I just received an email from a really good looking Spanish girl who used to work in my office. --------------------------------------- Dear Bruce, I hope you are not trying to threaten me. I won´t follow your game. Y…

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