Weblog » Archives » March 2002

  • I ordered 5 bottles of amyl nitrate over the internet! They were posted through my letter box a few days after ordering them. I opened the white unmarked padded bag and took a deep breath and got absolutely smashed wi…

  • http://www.asile.org/citoyens/numero13/pentagone/erreurs_en.htm Referring back to a couple of my blogs ago: The alleged plane crash at the Pentagon on Sept 11... after having done some more research and with the help o…

  • Yay! It's taken me 4 months, but I have finally got a new job. Unfortunately it's only a 3 month contract, but I'm going to do my best and hopefully they will want to keep me at the end of it. I owe it all to my frien…

  • Pizza Toast (invented by myself and possibly a million other people) Ingredients: Toasted breadKetchupPre-sliced cheddar cheesePepper Amyl Nitrate Toast your bread, put small dollops of ketchup on it sparingly and th…

  • I got laid on Friday night with a bisexual girl I picked up in a night club. She came back to my house and we watched porn together and smoked a spliff. Then according to her and I don't mean to sound big headed becaus…

  • I seem to be preoccupied with the US government and it's propaganda and lies. I don't mean to be, but nothing they do makes sense. It has just occured to me that the debris of the 757 that supposedly hit the Pentagon w…

  • I thought that I would take the plunge and use a real picture of myself, albeit of very poor quality. Today I could be doing some exercise for the first time in years! My friend has challenged me to a badminton match, …

  • I spent the weekend painting the front of my sister's house. It took much longer than I thought it would. I got paint in my eye, ear, mouth and banged my legs against the ladder until they went purple. On Sunday it …

  • I found out that Julie, my royal python, can go without food for several months! So I am no longer worried about her lack of appetite. Apparently the record for a Royal Python not eating is 22 MONTHS! Incredible! I k…

Recent Weblogs