Weblog » Archives » February 2003

  • Recognise this? Me neither. Anyway these little hamster thingies are going to be huge apparently. Plus they are cheaper to buy than Hello Kitty. Why am I talking like a girl about girls stuff? It's because I'm an …

  • I got very drunk yesterday with some friends and my brother. I lent my phone to one of my best girl-friends and asked her to dump my ugly girlfriend. So she sent her a text message which read as follows, "I don't reall…

  • Sex: I love it. However it never ceases to surprise or disgust me. Nothing could have prepared me for having sex with my new girlfriend for the first time, (the one that I don't fancy or want to go out with). We got n…

  • History repeats itself and it has come to pass again that I find myself going out with a girl that I don't really fancy. I met her in a small nightclub in Wimbledon and I only started talking to her because I fancied he…

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