Last Friday I went out with my mate Ed, the one who's in the Army and had his head stamped on recently. He's healed up very quickly considering they broke his jaw in 3 places. Anyway, we were sitting at a table getting…

My best friend Ali is going to Argentina tomorrow to live there for a year or so. This sucks big time. Who am I supposed to go out drinking with now? He is the best drinking partner in the world. He is also in posses…

I don't know what day it is. I know I have to go to work at 9:30pm, UGH! I know that I called in sick yesterday for the first time ever. I know that I went to the pub instead to meet my ex-girlfriend, (who I will have…