Thursday, June 15, 2006

• Red Lobster was fun times.  Laura and I went early, during the Early Bird hour, really, and I had her get a Lobsterita, which is, of course, a giant, tasty frozen margarita.  She enjoyed it.  We kind of had to roll out of there a while later, stuffed to the gills.  Neither of us had fish fish - it was crab and shrimp for the both of us.  I could easily give up beef and probably even chicken, but seafood would be the toughest sacrifice.  I don't eat much pork as it is - just not my cup of meat... unless it's my mom's pork chops cooked on the grill with her homemade sauce.  (Somebody wanted the recipe, but really you'd have to taste it and adapt it - take some ketchup, some mustard, some spices, and half a can of beer as your base and see what happens.  The beer is to thin it out a little, give it some extra flavor, and to tenderize.)

  Why am I on here so early?  Checking the spam filter on my center's central e-mail address.  The best subject line for a piece of spam to date:

  "You always wanted to use your penis as a billiards cue."

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