::my husband hops around with a headband and a toy katana::
me: "I need to put you on youtube. We'll shrink you really small." ::makes hand gesture::
"... Do you have a USB port?"
Steve: ::points at ass:: "It's a low-speed port."
me: "What if you have brick ass?*"
Steve: "It's firewalled."
me: ::shakes head, covers head with pillow, and reaches for notebook to record it all::
* "Brick ass" is my brother's term for when you wait so long to take a dump that when you finally do, it comes out in one quick and effortless "brick."
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DO YOU WANT PUT YOUR HUSBAND IN A TUBE ? /
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Michel l
Bricka . . .what the . . .??
*sigh*
Silly rabbits.
There's a chart that describes the seven different kinds of bowel movements. I think "brick ass" might be number six.
RYC: Cat's seem to love boxes for some reason. It's weird.
RYC: How can a game about putting silly hats and mustaches on worms, then going around and hitting things with baseball bats not be cool?!? I mean, the goofiness rating of the exploding sheep alone make it worth playing! (And when they detonates, lil' lamb chops go everywhere! He!)
RYC---It's bad enough i got a bible.....
And i thought only guys talked about doodies
See?! I should have read this one first.