Wednesday, January 10, 2007

  • A Typical Conversation

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    Rock On
    By David Essex
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    ::my husband hops around with a headband and a toy katana::

    me: "I need to put you on youtube.  We'll shrink you really small."  ::makes hand gesture::
          "... Do you have a USB port?"

    Steve: ::points at ass::  "It's a low-speed port."

    me: "What if you have brick ass?*"

    Steve:  "It's firewalled."

    me: ::shakes head, covers head with pillow, and reaches for notebook to record it all::




    * "Brick ass" is my brother's term for when you wait so long to take a dump that when you finally do, it comes out in one quick and effortless "brick."

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