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Saturday, May 03, 2008

  • Aaaaaahhh to Dance!!

    It is pouring rain outside, and I mean pouring!! The only liquid I've seen go down faster is beer in my throat on a hot day.

    Or a cold day.

    Tonight my girls have a dance recital. I have to go.

    I do not want to go.My daughters are like me...they have the rhythym of a 5 legged horse.There is no beauty in watching them dance. They are not graceful or poetic in their movements.They try hard, I have to give them that, but try as they might they will never be good dancers.

    I had to dance in one of the musicals I was in about a million years ago.The Charleston. I trained for months to master that damned dance and finally I did. I looked like a 5 legged horse doing the Charleston.

    Of course I can't dance at all now. Hell , I have trouble walking, dancing is now out of the question.I knew I would find something positive about the accident if I looked hard enough!

    Their mother, the Sea Hag ,  is an even worse dancer than I am . Hard to believe that is possible I know, but trust me...She REALLY sucks.

    So my girls come by their total lack of talent and rhythym honestly. I admire them for their grit in taking classes and trying so hard. I really do.

    But I still don't want to go tonight.

    They are too old now to be cute. There will be no " awwwws" coming out of anyones mouths while they are on stage. Now it is just kind of painful to watch....and boring. And they are way past the stage of " needing " me to see them. But I have NEVER missed them on stage yet and I'm not about to start now.I've been to every school concert and every recital and every play.

    But this is the last time. Call me a bad parent, but this is the last time.

    Now I've got to call Noah and see if he has any room in the Ark, or start swimming to my car.

Sunday, April 27, 2008

  • Back Then I Wasn't Old.

    My God I feel old.

    There are numerous reasons for this and all of them are beyond my control.My back always aches, a hangover from my years as an Antique furniture dealer. My foot causes me constant pain as a result of the accident and as a result I walk with a cane.Despite the success of  "House" I find walking with a cane makes people think of nothing but old age.

    Not exactly a pretty picture. I remember when I had muscles of steel and sex appeal. Now I just have the sex appeal.

    I took my Cuddlebug to an Antique Market today. It was an interesting experience. I used to go to this market when I was first getting set up in the business.Back then I had a hard time deciding what to buy... there was just so much great stuff to choose from.Today I went through the entire market and didn't find anything I would have bought for my store.

    Back then they called me the kid , today they called me sir. Back then I soaked up the knowledge of the Dealers like a sponge. I asked questions, learned from them all that I could, and then put that knowledge to use to ensure that I wouldn't be embarassed by any customer.I used that knowledge to buy well . I can sell, I can sell sawdust to a beaver, I just have the personality for it, the sense of humour needed to get folks on my side so that they WANTED to buy from me.Back then it didn't matter how good you were at selling ,  you had to know your stuff.

    Back then the Dealers took pride in being Dealers, took pride in their wares, took pride in offering stuff that couldn't be found anywhere else.

    Today I had to educate a few dealers about their own stock.When I asked them about it they improvised with such shit that it was embarassing.They obviously knew nothing, had done no homework, had asked no one the right questions. Back then they wouldn't have been allowed to sell their stuff at this market.

    Cuddlebug loved today, she asked me questions and we had a blast checking out all the stuff.There was some interesting things there, I don't mean to give the wrong impression, but I hate the term "collectible", and in my mind if it isn't one hundred years old it isn't an antique.Back then Dealers would beat you up if you tried to pawn off something as an antique that wasn't one hundred years old. Today finding something that old was a rarity.

    So why do I feel old? Because I just realized that I started almost every sentence with the term "back then". And I never would have done that if I wasn't old.

    I turn 49 in May.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

  • Glorifying Golf.

    I have never played golf in Georgia so I thought I would turn on the Masters Tournament this week and get a look at a Georgian golf course.

    The announcers were making a big deal of the fact that Ian Poulter got a hole in one. They went on and on about it like it was a miracle or something.

    Now Ian Poulter is a professional golfer, isn't he supposed to sink the ball in the fewest shots possible???

    It doesn't seem like such a big deal to me. I have been golfing many times, and I have had many holes in one.

    I didn't have a large selection of clubs like these pampered "pros" have. Every time I have played golf I carried my clubs myself, I didn't need someone to do it for me. I was also very interested in the differences between the golf courses I played here in Canada and those in Georgia.

    Frankly I think ours are much tougher.The course they played at Augusta looked like a walk in the park.

    So Ian Poulter got a hole in one. Big deal !!

    He didn't have ANY dinosaurs, clowns, or windmills to contend with like I did.

    I just don't see what the big deal is.


Thursday, April 03, 2008

  • The World Owes Canada

    A little while ago I was featured on the Home page here at Xanga. It was an interesting experience and I made many new friends here because of it. I am extremely grateful.

    One of them kept reading me and came to the realization that I am Canadian, I think she was a bit freaked out by this , I could be wrong but I don't think she has had many encounters with Canadians in her neck of the world.I want her to know, hell, I want the entire world to know....you owe Canada a HUGE thank you!!

    There was an interesting program on TV here a while back. It was called the Greatest Canadian Inventions and it was a real eye opener for me.

    Now I am a proud Canadian, I have written of this before. But it is not just because of hockey that I am proud , although that sparked it when I was a kid. Once I was sparked I started learning more and more about the contributions Canadians have made to the world ( Insulin for example) and to our own country.

    Did you know the lightbulb was invented by a Canadian? No, it wasn't Thomas Edison. Edison bought the patent from a Canadian. The best $5000 he ever spent.

    Our military sucesses and contributions have been acclaimed world wide with regards to the first two World Wars, so I am not referring to those. Nor am I referring to the telephone, which was invented by a Canadian, in Canada. Though Scotland lays claim to Alexander Graham Bell as theirs, as do the States since he moved there in his 20's.

    The Blackberry is another Canadian invention that the world has embraced, some folks say they would die without it.But that is not what what opened my eyes that night.

    No, the fact remains that the GREATEST invention in the HISTORY of the world was invented by a Canadian.

    This invention is sooooooo FANTASTIC that even men and women will agree. There simply is no room for debate on this one, and yet like most of our Canadian accomplishments we have downplayed it, even in our own country. It seems like we Canadians are not supposed to blow our own horns and feel proud.

    Well I for one, am EXTREMELY proud to call this a Canadian invention. To lay claim to the fact that it was invented here, and that the whole world benefits from Canadian creativity and ingenuity.

    Think about it....how often in history does an invention benefit both sexes, regardless of race, age,  creed or colour? Well this one does and I am here to let the world know it is a Canadian invention.

    And I am PROUD of it.

    I am , of course, referring to.......

    The WonderBra.

    I hope you all will look on Canadians a little more favourably  from now on.


Monday, March 31, 2008

  • Dealing with Death

    I hate it when someone overuses a word or a term to describe someone. But I am going to do that in this post.

    I have a good friend named Mitch, he is a kind man, the kindest man I've ever known. We used to work together.

    There was a woman named Doreen, she was a kind woman, the kindest woman I've ever known. We worked together and became friends.

    Mitch and Doreen finally "saw" each other and got married. It was a very happy day.The two  kindest people in the world loving each other.......AWESOME.

    All who knew them were so happy, and our happiness was not misguided, for they were so happy.

    Doreen, my friend, died last night of pancreatic cancer.No one but Mitch knew she was sick. She swore him to secrecy. We were all hit hard by the surprise.I can't write what I want to write about this wonderful woman. I can't write how I feel for her wonderful man.

    I just feel like shit.

    I'm going to miss her.

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