| | Conversations with Craig...
 Phone Call #1...
Craig: Mat... I'm laying in my drive way... and I think I'm drunk.
Me: You're an idiot!
Craig: I went to Beerfest and now I lost my keys so I'm sleeping in my driveway.
Me: Okay
Craig: I think you're getting another phone call... hold on, I'll check...
Craig hangs up on me...
Phone Call #2...
Craig: (To his roommate, still in the driveway) I'm trying to call Mat.
Roommate: You have something on your face
Craig: (Mumbles incoherantly)
Roommate: It's like some black thing coming out of your nose.
Craig: It's a road-booger... it happens
Roommate: It's kinda disgusting...
They hang up on me forgetting they had even called...
Phone Call #3...
Craig: Don't trust girls. They tell you they think you're cute... then they tell you they like you... then they tell you they have a boyfriend. Do you know how many of them told me that tonight? THREE!!! I don't believe them because they're girls and they lie.
Me: Dude... I'm going out with a couple of girls tonight.
Craig: DON'T TRUST THEM!!! They lie! Guess what... I traded my all access pass to Beerfest for a pin that says "I LOVE BEER". It's a great pin, but I had to wait a half hour to go to the bathroom after that. IT sucked and I don't like girls.
Me: I gotta go, I'm picking up (name withheld to protect the innocent)
Craig: DON'T TRUST HER...
Craig hangs up on me again...
Craig was drunk... now it's five hours later and I'm the drunk one. He's lucky I forgot his phone number or I'd be calling him right now and waking his drunk ass up!!! I found something out tonight... I'm a cheap drunk! I think it comes with age. We used to go to the bar and I could easily spend a good $100 on alcohola nd still walk home... tonight I had four beer and one shot of Baileys and I'm trashed. I have to open the Beer Store in seven hours. I should go to bed... but I kinda want French Toast... mmmmmmmmmm... French toast.
I think I'll get Bubba to make me some since he's sober...
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| | Posted 8/8/2004 3:56 PM - 1 view - 4 comments
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