I genuinely hope this is just a hypothetical, but I say go with the Merle-brown shirt.

Ha nice comment, I'm glad you're nobody's therapist... (insert shiver here). If you do have anything "constructive" mister... I only have 4 more weeks with my students. I want to see a change before I leave them into someone else's hand who doesn't know my kids like I do. ( I know, I am so gonna cry on the last day... They made fun of me when I cried during the Terry Fox movie, here we go again). As for you coming to TO. I am around. My family-oriented parents are taking off to Punta Cana that Easter weekend (I'm just jealous). P.S I say Zucchini Warriors, but then again I own a Harry Potter and Curious George shirt that belongs to the little boys section of walmart... so I might not be a good judge... later dude

So this character is pretty "rough" huh? How about a tee that reads.."I didn't do it" or if you  are a Cash fan have it just say "Fulsom Prison" Haggard was a rebel...but so was Cash. But I would like to see a tee thats says "Hey Britney, I'll be your baby's daddy!" I know Poor taste....

I never really took them to be your kind of music, but if you get anything from Fall Out Boy, I suggest "The Patron Saint of Liars and Fakes" or anything from Take This To Your Grave.

I'm really into teen angst/alternative stuff right now, and I never thought you were into it. Stuff rotating through my iTunes right now is Panic! at the Disco ("But It's Better If We Do", "Time To Dance" [based on "Invisible Monsters"], "There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet"), Say Anything ("Alive With The Glory of Love", "Every Man Has A Molly"), We Are Scientists ("Nobody Move, Nobody Get Hurt", "It's A Hit"), The Hush Sound ("City Traffic Puzzle", "Crawling Towards the Sun"), Bloc Party ("So Here We Are", "This Modern Love"), Arctic Monkeys ("Mardy Bum", "Riot Van", "You Probably Couldn't See For The Lights But You Were Looking Straight At Me"), and American Eyes ("Telephone Wires", "Radio"). Have you listened to Death Cab for Cutie's counterpart, The Postal Service ("District Sleeps Alone", "Such Great Heights")?

And to go indie on you, try Clap Your Hands Say Yeah .

And to answer the question, I say C. But no goatee. I think college frat when I think goatee. I don't know why. But if it suits him, keep it.

Whoa, ha, sorry. This is "MEISAGOODTHING' on a different site. :D

^Sorry about that. But anyway, check out those bands.

^Sorry about that. But anyway, check out those bands.

I'd say A. or the brown shirt with Haggard... and goatees still look good on some guys, but not the thin strip goatee (freaky), it should be a full one.