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Daisy-Marie, Daisy Marie
The prettiest girl I ever did see
With long dark hair
And green-green eyes
She was the favorite girl of all of the guys
Daisy-Marie, Daisy-Marie
Lived right down the street from me
She walked her dogs
Every day
And would sometimes send a wink my way
Daisy-Marie, Daisy-Marie
No one was more perfect than Daisy-Marie
But there is one thing
I think you should know
Daisy-Marie had a 300 pound toe!
When she walked down the street
Animals would run
And in the summertime
People hated
That she was blocking the sun!
 Her toe was just huge
You don't understand
She once crushed
Every bone
In her father's right hand
She put wheels underneath
To go here to there
But she couldn't go to the movies
The store
Or the fair
People would stare
And point at her toe
As if her foot
Was part
Of a carnival show
I never cared
It never bothered me
Because Daisy-Marie, Daisy Marie
Was the prettiest girl
I ever did see
And Daisy-Marie, my Daisy-Marie
Never had a problem with me
Even though her toe
Was really quite wrong
My left thumb is forty-feet long!!!
Seriously... It is!
©Mat Thompson 
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| | Posted 3/22/2004 9:52 AM - 1 view - 3 comments
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