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New Rollerblades - $199.99
Distance per use - 20 km
Gym Membership - $35/month
Boxing Gloves - $45
Wrist Protectors - $10
Superman shirt for the gym - $19.99
Value of beer stolen from Beer Store today - $20.95
Distance theif was when theft was noticed - 1.5 blocks
Height of Beer Store counter - 3.5 feet
Temperature outside - 24C / 78F
Mat jumping the counter and chasing down the thief less than two blocks away in a Polar Fleece sweater, steel toed workboots and black dress pants and actually getting the beer back while scaring the shit out of the thief - PRICELESS!!!
You'd run too!!!
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| | Posted 5/30/2004 12:10 PM - 9 views - 6 comments
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