So there we were at Cosmic bowling tonight listening to some of the worst music ever produced in the last 20-30 years. It was bad enough that we had to listen to Blondie, Billy Idol, Devo and Rick James, but there was a…
New Rollerblades - $199.99 Distance per use - 20 km Gym Membership - $35/month Boxing Gloves - $45 Wrist Protectors - $10 Superman shirt for the gym - $19.99 Value of beer stolen from …
It only kills you if you let itSo here I go...
I took a walk around the world To ease my troubled mind I left my body laying somewhere In the sands of time I watched the world float To the dark side of the moonAfter all you put me throughYou'd think I'd despise youBu…
Places that paid me money...Cineplex Odeon Theatres - I was an usher from 1989 till 1995. They paid me to stand in theatres and watch movies, and once in a while tell people to get their feet off the seats. I cause a t…
WHY I GLOW IN THE DARK... and other tales of tampered foodI hate KFC with a passion. I can't eat the stuff, but every time someone says they are going there, I salivate like Pavlov's dog outside a cathedral at noon on a…
Where I Wanted to Be...It rained all weekend and I didn't get to rollerblade. I was looking forward to a couple of hours by my river, but it was too wet and I was way to tired to get up early and try to go out. Raccoon…
May 23, 1999...
Do you see the 'S'I think you doBecause it wasn't there beforeIt wasHiddenCoveredAnd rechargingKeep your kryptoniteYour war machinesYour evil plansThey're nothingGoneDefeatedDo you know me well enoughTo take me onLook at…
Tonight....BBQ Chicken with Raspberry and Roasted Pepper Sauce and RiceBig glass of ice cold milkThe Blues Brothers on DVDMy comfy green egg pyjama bottomsNew candle burning... and the music to go to sleep toThe Most Bea…
I went shopping today for no real reason. I picked up some cool shit though:- Super Mario Bros. T-Shirt with all the different mushrooms on it. It looks like an old 80's shirt.- Face cream from Body Shop. I've been dr…
What They Forgot to Say in the News Today...Once interviewed for television, this woman wasn't as upset about gay marriages but the fact that she can't find a man, and she can't stand having competition from both sides n…
(Me)
There once was a heroWho was there when he was neededAnd did everything he couldUntil he finally had to stopAnd he sat downAnd looked back at what he had doneAnd he knew he was a heroAnd people would remember himEven aft…
Rollerblading Photoblog, The SequelNature Strikes Back...I was going to leave this post without comments, but this last pic, expecially full size, reminds me of the description of the wooded area behind the Pet Sematary …
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Rollerblading Photo Blog... Part 1So the pics came in and the file sizes are HUGE!!! I have to figure out a way to make the files smaller so I don't use up my entire photo archives on this one trip. I'm still sorting t…
I can't stand to fly, I'm not that naiveI'm just out to find, The better part of me I'm more than a bird... I'm more than a planeMore than some pretty face beside a trainIt may sound absurd... but don't be naiveEven Hero…
"A famous linguist once said that of all the phrases in the English language, of all the endless combinations of words, that 'Cellar Door' was the most beautiful." - Donnie DarkoMy personal favorite is 'Sweet …
I had a dream last night Unlike any I have had For a very long time I didn't dream about things I hadn't done Or things I should have done Or things left unsaid Or even t…
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