24 Hours to Go...I finished the novel on September 29th. I wrote almost 70,000 words in one week to finish my novel. Thirty chapters... 170,000 words... two years of my life. After reading the final chapter to the onl…
Relationship Security Test #483...How comfortable are you in how secure your relationship is with your girlfriend? Well, with Test #483, you can be sure of it in under five minutes. Here's the test...After about six mo…
With an ironclad fist I wake up and French kiss the morning While some marching band keeps its own beat in my head While we're talking All around me are familiar faces Worn out places, Worn out faces Bright and early for…
This is a re-post... I wrote it about a year and a half ago now. I went looking for it today for a few reasons, but it's really funny why I wanted to re-post it today. I was in a music listening mood last night, swit…
Sylvia's Mother by Dr. HookI just came across this song tonight. I'd never heard it before... I love it!I actually heard it first by Bon Jovi in a live concert DVD, but the Dr. Hook version is great.Download it...
Tonight...Downloads...Billy's Got His Beer Goggles On - Neil McCoyHillbillies - Hot Apple PieMad World - Gary Jules (Donnie Darko Soundtrack)Every Rose Has It's Thorn (live) - Brett MichaelsSister Christian - Night Range…
And now... another edition of Beer Store Drive-Thru Theatre. This week's episode... Full Moon StupidityWelcome to the Beer Store, what can I get for you today?Can we get a 2-4 of Carling Beer please?A 2-4 of Carling. W…
I bought a package of hot dogs for the cottage, but only ate three. I checked the expiry date on the package...November 23rdThat would be Invincibility Day, the day that no matter what me and my best friend do, we can't…
"You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do." - Henry Ford"They always say time changes everything,But you actually have to change them yourself." - Andy Warhol"Every man's lif…
'I Got Rice cooking in the microwaveGot a three day beard I don't plan to shaveAnd its a goofy thing but I just gotta sayHey I'm doing alright.Yeah I think I'll make me some homemade soupFeelin' pretty good and that's th…
The RoadhammersTuesday, November 8th, 2005Centennial Hall, LondonCountry Music, Beer and a Private TableTime to cowboy up...
Advertising Slogan Generator...Click above to see your slogan!!!Okay, so if you put in a random word, the generator will make you a new slogan. These ones made me laugh like a complete moron...What's In Your Bellybutton…
Starting the editing process of the novel. It's weird going back to the first chapters, written over two years ago. My style has changed a lot in that time. My life has changed a lot in that time as well. Some things…
Nicolas Cage just names his son Kal-el Coppola Cage. He named his freaking kid after Superman...At least he hasn't stolen any of my names yet for my boys...Clark Kent ThompsonBruce Wayne ThomsponHunter M. Thompsonoh, an…
Late last nightI heard the screen door slamAnd a big yellow taxiTook away my old manDon’t it always seem to goThat you don’t know what you’ve gotTill it’s gone...On my way up to the cottage, I was listening to CBC Radio,…
The Cottage, Day 1... It's the simplicity of the comfort of a steaming bowl of porridge, held in my cupped hands in a green and brown clay bowl, illuminated by candlelight, wearing homemade slippers, at one in the m…
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