If I'm ever arrested, all I ask is for mugshots like these...And not like these...
Tears burn my eyesAs the words streamMouthed by my fingersScreamed from my handsLike lightningElectricity that I holdHold strongTo my own glimmer of lightAnd I call out to the starsAnd the waves answer backThrough the bl…
Recommended...Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang starring Robert Downey Jr and Val KilmerWildflower by Sheryl CrowFletch Won by Gregory McDonaldSqueezing a full lime's juice into a small pot of spaghetti sauce as it cooksAnd that's ju…
A great day all around... nice balance from last night. But to make the night perfect and put a huge smile on my face was this message on my answering machine when I got home tonight..."So Chester, you're working at our…
I had a cool post for tonight/this weekend ready to go... I erased itToo many stupid people todayI'm paid to deal with fucking morons who treat me like I'm the retarded oneThe next human I see tonight may not surviveWhy …
I feel like something is missing here and I need to go back there...It's almost like I left something of me and the book up there. Or maybe it's just that I finally found what I was looking for up there... my Fortress o…
As I sleep at nightI become king of a worldWhere he still stands guard...
So far this month...The Hotel New Hampshire - John IrvingThis Can't be Happening at McDonald Hall - Gordon KormanFletch Won - Gregory McDonaldHaving no cable has really made me turn to the bookshelves. I do own about 40…
I don't know if it's enough anymore. I make weekly trips (sometimes more) to Petsmart and visit the cats that are up for adoption. I feel bad that they never come home with me, but sometimes just giving them that five …
So I walk into the used bookstore a few blocks from my house with a few novels I wanted to trade in to get some of the great stuff they have in stock. There are at least 30 books I have seen in the store that I would lo…
I don't know what it is with Yahoo Mail and my computer, but every time I try to log on, I get completely thrown out of my browser. Anyone I have told this to tells me I must have a virus, but I have a Mac, and there's …
I went to bed at 6am this morning. My guess is that this, plus the fact that I ate a bunch of hot wings late at night, contributed to the strangeness this morning...(this is all from flashes of memory since I got up)I w…
This is one of those things a lot of people won't understand, but when a wrestler dies, it hits the fans really hard. They entertain, they amaze, they put their bodies, health and lives on the line every time they walk …
One morning, about four o'clock, I was driving my car just about as fast as I could. I thought, 'Why am I out on the highway this time of night?' I was miserable, and it all came to me: 'I'm falling in love with somebody…
One end of London to the otherListening to Sigur RósJust for a big sliceOf lemon merangue pieSome white hot chocolateAnd café latteI wouldn't have had itAny other way...
Just came back from The Road Hammers concert at Centennial Hall. All I can say is WOW! Southern Rock mixed with country music and trucker anthems. These guys are fantastic live! I booked us a private table for ten, m…
Back when nothing else mattered and the world didn't have to make sense...We were born before the windAlso younger than the sunEre the bonnie boat was won as we sailed into the mysticHark, now hear the sailors crySmell t…
'Jolanta leaned close and kissed me on the mouth. It was a kiss as threatening with lifelessness as the New Year's Eve kiss, tinged with vomit, that I received from Doris Wales. But when Jolanta finished this kiss, she…
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache The boston blackie kind A two toned ricky ricardo jacket And an autographed picture of andy devine Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be Maybe…
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. - Mae West
"I can't do this job for another five years. Hell, I don't even want to be here now.""Why?""I can't take it.""What about it can't you take?""Everything.""Then there's something wrong with you. Every job has it's annoyan…
This is Callum... born 6 days after my birthday. I should be able to remember his birthday. It's the other three I have to be reminded of.Yeah, I know... I'm the goofy uncle!!!
'Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.' - Albert Einstein
'All people dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their mind, wake in the morning to find that it was vanity. But the dreamers of the day are dangerous people, for they dream their dre…