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  • The best way to eat Cheerios...Fill a bowl half way with Apple SauceSprinkle the Apple Sauce with a little White Sugar and CinnamonFill the bowl the rest of the way with CheeriosDO NOT mix!Scoop the Apple Sauce with the …
  • I eat Cheerios every day...
  • I told a customer tonight... 'It's a fucking drive thru. Seriously... how hard is this for you? Order... drive ahead... pay... drive ahead again and get your beer. Does McDonald's confuse you this much?'I'm expecting …
  • Top Five Reason I Should Not Have Three Days off In a Row...1. I got bored and figured out how to re-connect my cable without having to pay for it. I haven't done it yet, but I mapped out all the wires in the electrica…
  • I fell on my head Easter weekend while attempting a dare as part of the game How To Be a Complete Bastard. The dare was to stand on my head, then reach up and pull a hair out of my own leg. I succeeded in the dare... a…
  • I spent three and a half hours in a hottub, drinking Ceasers and beer, eating roast beef and egg salad sandwiches, talking and joking with my best friend, his little sister (who's wedding reception we went to the night b…
  • When does the idea of getting away from everything turn into a step forward instead of running away from what's behind you?
  • Sure, Bob Dylan can claim that Rainy Day Women #12 & 35 isn't about drug use, but multiply the two numbers and what do you get?420Sure Bob... smoke another one!And for all the movie trivia buffs out there, every cloc…
  • Shoplifting is bad...Shoplifting from a place where the workers know you is worse...Shoplifting when the guy behind the counter takes boxing lessons due to a robbery two years ago, has been itching for a reason to actual…
  • The Seven Levels of Cool...If there were seven different levels of cool, just like the seven levels of hell, Mickey Rourke would be the forth level. Try and tell the guy he's not cool and he'd kick your ass. Seriously.…
  • Stupid, stupid, stupid people!!!I go to Subway to get my lunch since I forgot mine at home and my bank card declines. No way since I have over $250 in there. I come home and check it out online and they took out my stu…
  • Really, I just don't have anything to say...
  • Guitar Home-Schooling, Day 2...So, my fingers hurt, I have six of seven of the basic chords down, and I've added Dm and F to my line up. Switching between most of the chords isn't too bad, but I do use the wrong fingeri…
  • or'Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fogHe said, "I will fix your rack, if you take Jack my dog...' Now I just have to figure out why I find it easier to do the finger combinations on the chords a di…
  • Video Hosting - Upload Video - Photo Sharing Bryson's lame-ass excuse to break up: "I just think we would be better as enemies." 'What is your lame-ass excuse to break up?' at QuizGalaxy.com
  • For some reason I like to look at my months by what books I read. I usually get through anywhere from four to six novels a month, and although the novels are usually completely different from each other, I have some str…
  • I went for a walk through my mind last nightAnd I forgot that you were still thereSmiling at meFrom the dark corner where I left youAnd you asked me why I never came to visit anymoreWhy I left you when I didWhy I forgot …
  • Checklist for today...Ten shifts in a row completed - DONEOvertime because we were short a body tonight - DONEExcess stress on pulled muscle that needs rest - DONEKilled stomach by drinking coffee for the first time in a…
  • The more people talk to (at) me about my new position within The Beer Store, the more I know this is a temporary thing in my life. I need it right now, but not so much that it will be the main thing in my life. too man…
  • Now, here's the scenario at my job. There are three positions... part-time, permanent part-time and full time. The easier way to think of them is Hell, Purgatory and Heaven. Part-time is Hell mainly because you get pa…
  • "Bryson?” “Yeah.” “Are you still worried about the paper?” “Nope” I was lying. “You’re a liar.” “Yup.” “Everything will work out. It always does for you.” …
  • I had a long explanation set for why I’m re-writing the first chapter of my first novel, but I really don’t feel like going into details when my hands are twitching to touch that universe again. So, quick reasons for th…
  • I was walking to the store for some Pringles when it came over me...CHAPTER ONEI gotta go write...(edit... they were out of Pringles... bastards!!!) “Bryson?” I looked up from the sink where I must…
  • I just watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. I'd have to say it's in rotation of my Top Five Favorite Movies. I have five favorites, but each one seems to have replacements that slide in and out of the top... usu…

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