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Saturday, October 11, 2008

  • Saturday

    Something new is happening today.  I'm going on my first "for pay" photo walk.  I'm taking photos of two children in a pumpkin patch.  
    Should be interesting.
     
    Enjoy your weekend. Fill it with fun, friends, and love. 

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Saturday, October 04, 2008

  • Saturday potpouri

    Its been a very busy week with work, going through hundreds of photographs, the Perkins Report, and playing with friends.
    I've gotten even less sleep than usual.   :dance:
    Today, I'm going on two photo walks:
    Homestead Hollow Arts and Crafts Festival 
    Orr Park 
    I'm not sure about tomorrow yet.  I still have to pick up some groceries at some point. Maybe not though.  lol

    I got a new book I'm looking forward to reading, The Tao of Photography.  I haven't had time to open it yet.  

    EJOW (Email Joke of the Week)

        Once again, The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to its
        yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternate eanings for common words.

        The winners are:

        1. Coffee (n.), the person upon whom one coughs.

        2 Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.

        3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

        4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.

        5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.

        6. Negligent (adj.) describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer
        the door in your nightgown.

        7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.

        8. Gargoyle (n.), olive-flavored mouthwash.

        9. Flatulence (n.) emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run
        over by a steamroller.

        10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.

        11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

        12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

        13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist.

        14. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

        15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), (back by popular demand): The belief that, when
        you die, your Soul flies up on to your garage roof and gets stuck there.

        16. Circumvent (n.), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish
        men.
     

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