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Blue Monday
Happy New Years Graphics provided by MySpaceGraphicsandAnimations.com Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him, "Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the d… -
A little Sunday humor
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get a Philip's Screwdriver? Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? Why do wom… -
Saturday
"When chickens are cold, they roost in trees; when ducks are cold, they plunge into water." ~ Ch’eng-t'ien -
Friday Eve
Two 90-year-old women, Rose and Barb, had been friends all of their lives. When it was clear that Rose was dying, Barb visited her every day. One day Barb said, "Rose, we both loved playing women's softball all our lives… -
Santa is a woman
by Monica Lewis (originally published in the Erie Times News) I hate to be the one to defy sacred myth, but I believe he's a she. Think about it. Christmas is a big, organized, warm, fuzzy, nurturing social deal, an… -
A little sick Christmas humor
Little Wendy is in line to see Santa. When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap. Santa asks, "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas"? Little Wendy replies, "I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe". Santa lo… -
Happy Hump Day
Like a mirage in the springtime, the mind is found bewildered; animals imagine water but there is no reality to it. There is here nothing but thought construction, it is like an image in the air; when they thus unde… -
Blue Monday
Its been a long and busy day. All the grades have to be turned in by 8 am on Wednesday, big college Christmas luncheon tomorrow, so I spent all day trying to wrap up my grades. I'm still not done, but should be befor… -
A little Sunday humor
A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little KENNY . He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot." T… -
A little Christmas cheer
If you judge people, you have no time to love them. -Mother Teresa CHRISTMAS QUIZ Welcome to the Christmas edition of 'Getting to Know Your Friends!' 1. Wrapping paper or gift bags? I use both based on the shape … -
Happy Hump Day
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Mellow Yellow Tuesday
As free human beings we can use our unique intelligence to try to understand ourselves and our world. But if we are prevented from using our creative potential, we are deprived of one of the basic characteristics of a hu… -
TGIF
I received honorable mention in a photography contest for this photograph of a Native American applique artist. Last, but not least, if you live in North America you might find this link interesting. -
Friday Eve
I've elfed myself. Well, I couldn't help myself. I had to go Scrooge myself too. -
Mellow Yellow Tuesday
I'm sorry I don't post a lot here these days, but I just don't have a lot to say these days; here or in real life. Its kind of like what John Prine said in his song Clay Pigeons, "I'm tired of runnin' 'round lookin' fo… -
Saturday in the park
I went grocery shopping early this morning. I joked around with the people in the store. When I came home I put up the groceries and put a roast, some potatoes, carrots, and onions in the crock pot. After decorating th…
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