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Predicted by Dr. Hameed Jenga, History and Law Professor at Cornell University
Fatjacky has the right idea... this entire situation can be paralleled to a future event predicted by me that will happen with Iraq and the United States, so here's my little lightbulb cut open and spread across the xanga table:
The US, led by our brilliant President Bush, invades Iraq and steals the biological pathogen Xirt, which will render the victim a complete retard, lacking in any mental intelligence at all. Amidst all the chaos, President Bush tries to send a nice little letter to Saddam:
"Dear Saddam, I stole your little pathogen. It's alright, we stuck a different label on it and named it Wirt, but hey, imitation's the best form of flattery!"
Saddam's allies Saudi Arabia and France immediately demand the return of Xirt, sending their diplomats to wreak all sorts of havoc upon the US government. After some pressure, President Bush relents and throws all of Xirt back into Iraq, admitting defeat. However, the US's allies Canada and Great Britain jump on Saudi Arabia and France and bomb them with, of all things, bombs filled with shit.
Bull shit, to be specific, taken from Canada's own supply of bull. However, to their great surprise, Saudi Arabia and France covertly invade Canada and Great Britain, and the supply of bull shit has decreased to a dribble. President Bush has retracted his previous statements, and all's well in the world. Well, except Canada and Great Britain now speak Arabic.
The moral of the story: vote Democrat |
| | Posted 2/20/2003 5:41 PM - 19 views - 7 comments
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