US Open 2004.
Just for the record, I don't enjoy tennis (Okay tennis freaks, point that shotgun the other way now). I'm the type of person who doesn't like watching a sport, but will play it because it's not as bad of an experience. Some examples include: golf, hockey, bowling, and of course, tennis. A few weeks ago, my brother had tickets to the US Open, but didn't want to go. So being the youngest, and a victim of numerous "hand-me-downs", I obliged, and headed out to view the US Open. To my surprise, it wasn't exactly what I expected. Take a gander below to find out why.
Having one of those in my room would be a god send
Beeeyoooteefull
The world is yours
"Look ma, no hands!"
People always said he'd be the world's biggest eater
Hot..very hot.
The first match was between son Olympic gold winner. I forgot his first name, but his last name was Broddi(sp).
He was up against a world champion, Steffi Graff
Then out of nowhere, JoJo appeared with a few songs
Then, busty Britney came about with her wailing voice
Then Serena and Venus Williams came out to play for the crowd
Seriously, she's got bigger arms than Sylvester Stallone.
Like, omg! Jessica Simpson!
I dunno how Nick Lachey puts up with her. "Am I supposed to eat this microphone, Nick?"
Lastly (actually, we left within an hour cause the heat was too hectic for us, so it really wasn't "lastly"), this new French girl, Cherie came out for a solo
And it was off to the races...to the highway | 
m.l.
