Chef and the City: Season 2
After numerous last-minute cancellations and much rescheduling, Steph
aka Chef and I needed to hang out for a day. It was long overdo. Filled
with lots of laughs, and blistering cold weather, we still managed to
frolic in the city. We hit F.A.O. Schwarz, munched on Vietnamese food,
and ended with bubble tea. Although we happened to get lost and
backtracked (again?) a number of times, we arrived at our destinations
with smiles instilled upon our faces. A run-down of some humorous moments:
- ::teeth chattering:: Ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch (cold weather is killer)
- The stalking Latino who followed us throughout FAO Schwarz with an R/C car.
- Somebody grabbed my arse in a tight pass. I feel violated. If it was a girl, keep it coming.
- Fondling dolls--the penis doll. Pics are with Chef.
- Trouble trying to speak French.
- I almost got my arse whooped by "calling her fat." Keeding!
- Chef managed to eat not just her bowl of Pho, but half of mine. I TRUSTED YOU WITH MY BOWL!
- So I pushed Chef's spoon into her bowl, rendering it useless.
- Tongues and mouths were burnt
- Me trying to re-enact what senior citizen sex would be like:
- "I'm gonna come! ::puff of white smoke::"
- "Eww is this baby powder?"
- "Let me get my boobs" ::reaches for floor::
- :: Motions a B.J. :: "Oops, my dentures got stuck"
- "Honey, what's with all this extra skin?"
- "Uhh, I think I broke something."
- The numerous sexual references brought up killed us.
- We managed to make fun of a "handicapped" person--we didn't know at the time--we're so going to hell for that.
 Bankrupt they aren't!  Ms. Chef has some googly eyes in this pic. Hella cool, yet somewhat scary @_@  The King Penguin ready to romp over the city
That mask matches perfectly with the shirt  Reminds me of that shark from Toy Story "Woody Woody Woody!"
Don't be jealous now.  I put my new car on display ::gets back to reality:: $50,000 for a toy car that maxes out at 15 mph. For 50 grand, I'd like a real BMW M3 please.  These dolls were hella cool...  ...but hella pricey  GAHHH!  Chef loves to grab the crotch for some head-scratching reason. (no pun intended)  I had to get my fob on  We uhh..got quite busy that night. Sorry.  Miss India 2004  Upskirt voyeur cam. Only $19.99 a month.
Okay boys and girls, count with me. Ready? ONE!
TWO!
THREE!
I pity the parent who purchases this doll for their child who will ultimately put it in their mouth
"Help! My face is stuck in its a**!" she muffled. Despite her efforts, Chef suffered the most humiliating deaths: suffocating to death in a giant arse.  She just lovvvvves her butterflies  A picture of Chef taking a picture  Is Elton John in the house?  Bling-bling Pez. Donald and Daisy are rolling in dough, fo'sho!  Won't your thumbs become chaffed after a few minutes of use?  The sly eyes sees bubble tea  Chris: Anyone want some of my black balls? Everyone else: ::blank stare:: Chef: I love sucking on balls. Chris: Good. You can chew on 'em, suck 'em, and swallow after.
I want these dolls, but for godsake, I'm not made of money--just crapulence!
What a night. | 
. Life is like a seatbelt.. can be annoying but always good for safe.
take care!
