Asia Journey : Enter the Southsieeede!
Part 6 of 6
1/9
I’m in the southern part of China
now which borders Hong Kong. The place is much more dispersed, and more polluted in my
opinion. I thought New York was
bad. I started coughing shortly after stepping off the bus.
They have no toilets here. Oh helllll no. But the food is
quite good. New tastes are welcome to my palate.
Chinese people spit alot around here but overall, they're kind people.
1/10
[Copied from a bar napkin]
Live from a Chinese semi-stripper bar. My mom’s friend is
telling all these dancers to have drinks with me which is sort of
embarrassing, for I can't speak a lick of Mandarin. But the visuals are
nice. Funny incident just happened: this dancer just smacked her waist
into the corner of my table, grimacing in pain. Lets see how she
performs now!
1/11
And it's off to New York.
I didn't bring much back (material-wise), but I brought home memories,
stories to tell, and e-mails to keep in contact with.
I sort of wish I could stay longer--which my mom said I could've when
we arrived in NY (great timing)--but there's no way in hell I'm staying
there myself.
The Octopus card that makes everything so much easier
The star gets royal treatment, as seen here
[picture from Jessie(Aussie girl)]
Putt putt
Pick your weapon
Hands down, the worst hotel I've ever stayed in. I was tired that
night, and decided to dive into my bed--not realizing how stiff the
Chinese like their matresses--hard as a rock. My hips hated me the next
morning.
That's right.
The deathly massage from Guangzhou, China. That's
actually excess fat and skin under the towel with steam emitting from
it. Kidding.
The lights children, the lights!
Star command, this is Buzz.
Eerie?
Hiyah! They learn early.
She makes Chun-Li proud. Yap yap yap!
No diving
Your hole is showing
Good to the last drop
Cowabunga dudes!
Juxtapositioning?
Drip-drop-drip
Sushi
Come and take a swim
Amen.
What a huge knocker
And they get paid for?
All alone
Time to teach kids how to swim
Sorry, I was thirsty
Canonized
I spy...
Dinner on the way back home
And breakfast too!
Back to the city that never sleeps
God, I want to stomp on that @*&*($
Xanga bug. Thanks to Xanga's persistent downtime and "hardware
upgrades", many parts of this entry have been lost in the Xanga
"wormhole" of nihility. Lets all give Xanga a round of applause for
this one.
Wait, I pay for Xanga?
"Hello, I have herpes."
| 
Anyhow I like that pic of the lights most..don't ask me why but that just looks different...good architecture...lovin it...well have a good one!
