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How to save yourself from gaining 5 pounds this weekend.
This is for all you bulemic Xangans out there. Don't waste three hours of your life (we all know how important the toilet is to you)--skip this year's Superbowl. If I may say so myself, the results of tomorrow's game will be quite moot. Here, I'll save you some time with: www.dictionary.com. Look up: destroy, pulverize, raze, murder, and Anal-Raperize(SAT word). You get the point. 
Patriots 34 Eagles -2 (what?)
I can see it now, a look into the future of Chris' mind:[Sunday, February 6, 2005 7:45pm Est]
What are people doing out? Always optimistic. Absolute concentration. Another touchdown? This Superbowl sucks. I need a beer. I want to die. Wings...They made a DVD for the Patriots 2004-2005 season already?
Yes, sometimes a Superbowl can be disappointing like Michael J. Fox performing successful surgery with his left hand. But, there's the true meaning of a Superbowl: The time of year when the elite (us men) have an excuse to gorge on belt-expanding junk food while having the woman of the house do chores like they normally should. I think I'll prepare my inbox to filter out e-mails containing "sexist pig," "a$$hole" and "I'm going to slice your throat."
 Who's got that Colgate smile? Who's going to take home the trophy?  Someone's been eating their Wheaties™
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| | Posted 2/5/2005 3:28 PM - 41 views - 136 comments
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