| | Increase your penis size cause the president of Nigeria will send you a new Ipod free!
We've all seen similar e-mails like this before. If you haven't you're
lying, so get out of my country now. Now that we've ridded ourselves of
one U.S. citizen, time get to the point. Spam mail is the worst mail.
Hell, I'd rather receive a letter bomb. At least it'll destroy my
report card and medical bills in the process. I don't know how the
makers of spam mail sleep at night. So here's my response to the
situation. For every spam they send us, we reply with our own "Custom
Cakalusa Damn Crammolam Spam" e-mail. TOGETHER, WE CAN MAKE A
DIFFERENCE! Or not...
This is super-creepy like Michael Jackson!
Think of a letter between
A and W (mmm, root beer).
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Repeat it out loud as you scroll down with your mouse. If you're watching porn, quickly finish, then scroll
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Keep going . . .
Don't stop . . .
Simon didn't say so...
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Think of a
legume
that begins
with that letter.
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Repeat it
out loud
as you
scroll down.
If your parents wonder what the racket's about, tell them you're auditioning for kindergarten class.
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Think of
either a man's/woman's
name
that
begins
with the
last letter
in the
legumes name
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Almost
there........
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Now
count out
the letters
in that name
on the fingers
of the hand
you are not
using to
scroll down.
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Take the
hand you
counted with
and hold it out
in front of you
at face level.
Refrain from licking.
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Look at your
palm
very closely
and
notice
the
lines
in
your
hand
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Do the lines
take the
form of the
first letter
in the
persons name?
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. Of course they frickin don't.......
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Now smack
yourself in the head, get a life,
and quit sending me spam! |
| | Posted 3/6/2005 9:38 PM - 32 views - 147 comments
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