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About this Entry Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 4/8/2005 8:37 PM Views: 23 Comments: 135 eProps: 268 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site Who recommended? Who gave the eProps? 2 eProps from: ac1nom setXphasersXtoXstun urtoasted XoShameOnMeoX sanitywasntthatgreatanyway AzNkPrInCeSs lumpiablog mrazdreamer4 mitsuko306 shotstar ookla PulsarBabe TjhoZ4 dizmfker SelfProclaimedDork Alan0817 JayKu MissLaughsTooMuch thevurd franksabunch gooksantiger insert_very_sarcastic_name_her JianXGien x0x_LOSTnFLA_x0x BossMcCORMIC iTuner Cuteoinky yunnyunn JeLLy0re0 naija_naija MsDezz agent_scandy longest_story Crazy4Orlando airina05 fluffybubulz Innocence_with_Onus No_Hand_To_Hold Bubble_Gum_11 aydongbeeleef maybelline_011 skaterdemon fauzi FooFyGooFyBeDBug temptashuns KittieNotCute DeLaFunk bobaChick twizted_lemon congee TheParkN8r shopaholicx3 StabArTto_death conceitedjenna Teppi wittynblonde Tsunaki36 eSkye o_O_whatcha_lookin_at_o_O NJDvlsFn18 nik113 O_2627 SoSolidOxide diNdiN aznbro85 OhItzDayna wutuwaitn4 kallu pinkdolph franz_kaska j3an sparcOz iheartschnauzers WiNNi_Da_POOHiE fragilexglassxheart AwalkThroughROMANCE Chiapet502 Fugitive_7 sweetjaney goodxhard__look LC1985 Aimee1263 hugscookies83 elizzybass RaWrImGay OrangeFingerNails jayseeell bcpraetorian hellokitt5904 Music_Speaks_Luv Misworld JupiterThndrCrsh signln stephoney Joe_XXX Firatigra El_Jefe061 quietLy_hYper faybay adrenalinexxx Lesbian_Nationalism monstermarlo Miss_Kangaroo Imm0rtal_Ph0enix CcHhRIiSs DAMMMMMMMMMMN_YO Happinessinapill Ditzc88 AznDreamer88 burningsecrets margelous franklinsmama Pink_Odd_Person lashyre gRlS_kIcK_BoIs Juliette99 RaccoonEyed euromidget hayli17 concealedme superlaurenfreak witchy_michelle EternalPassions Mariel11 XxTeNnIsxX FatalAce xx0o_Jayne_Jayne_o0xx TickleMeTini JayyMan pink_seatbelts evaliz87 Trinity86

Friday, April 08, 2005   Stop the presses! Won't somebody think of the children? I couldn't believe my eyes when they layed upon the headlines. Was it true? Do my eyes deceiveth me? Obviously there must've of been a mix-up--or surely someone was pulling a late April Fools joke. But this was no joke. My beloved blue, furry monster who sang, "C is for cookie, that's good enough for me," is now advocating eating healthy. Is he mad? Are the "good people" at PBS under a large ransom by the health department? There's even a new song: "A cookie is a sometimes food," where Cookie Monster learns there are "anytime" foods and "sometimes" foods. "Sacrilege!" I cried. "That's like Oscar the Grouch being nice and clean." My online friends shared little or no interest of the huge news. But I didn't care. There's a crime at our hands and I won't stand for it!This is no petty crime; it's unconstitutional. You've won this round PBS, but I won't be had. This is like depriving Bobby and Whitney of their crack! Homosexual Basketball Photo of the Day Stealing the ball wasn't his intention, it was the other ball he had in mind.   Posted 4/8/2005 8:37 PM - 23 views - 135 comments recommend recs0 give stars votes0 share email sent0 Give eProps or Post a Comment 135 Comments browse comments: next › | last » haha. stupid parents who can't even take care of their own children.. relying on sesame street to get them to eat healthy Posted 4/8/2005 8:40 PM by ac1nom - reply I miss him too. Posted 4/8/2005 8:41 PM by setXphasersXtoXstun - reply Damn. I wanted to be first. The only thing worse they could do now is to make Bert and Ernie straight. Posted 4/8/2005 8:44 PM by urtoasted - reply They're seriously doing that? That's sad... the basketball piccy=hilarious Posted 4/8/2005 8:46 PM by XoShameOnMeoX - reply "sometimes food" my ass Posted 4/8/2005 8:46 PM by sanitywasntthatgreatanyway - reply Hahah, that picture is comical =P Posted 4/8/2005 8:46 PM by AzNkPrInCeSs - reply NOOO I WANTED TO BE FIRST Cookie Monster only likes cookies because the ones he eats are laced with crack cocaine. Posted 4/8/2005 8:52 PM by lumpiablog - reply "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? the cookie monster did, but why?" my mom used to ask me that whenever she thought i ate all the cookies when i was a toddler. i assumed the cookie monster was dad. [hehehe, not really relevent to the Sesame Str. Cookie Monster] Posted 4/8/2005 8:52 PM by mrazdreamer4 - reply i hate white people.  Lauran Posted 4/8/2005 8:54 PM by setXphasersXtoXstun - reply NOOOO, my life is over!!!!! Posted 4/8/2005 8:57 PM by mitsuko306 - reply i eagerly await the story of your suspension Posted 4/8/2005 8:59 PM by urtoasted - reply NOONE should be deprived of their crack...NO ONE. Posted 4/8/2005 9:01 PM by shotstar - reply i didnt like sesame street when i was little Posted 4/8/2005 9:01 PM by ookla - reply the whole incident has caused me to become quite angry.  one day there won't be anymore funny quirky characters on kids' t.v. shows anymore.  homer simpson will lose weight to advocate a healthy and fit lifestyle.  donald duck will really start wearing pants.  tickle me elmo will start saying "please don't touch and tickle me, i am feeling quite uncomfortable by your actions and may have to file a sexual harassment suit if you are to continue." Posted 4/8/2005 9:02 PM by PulsarBabe - reply haha nice job depriving the needy children of their I'M FIRST comments Posted 4/8/2005 9:04 PM by TjhoZ4 - reply they need a sesame street show for adults with a coochie monster! Posted 4/8/2005 9:05 PM by dizmfker - reply Cookies laced with crack cocaine? You can eat crack??? I agree with you. Cookies are an "anytime" food and shouldn't be taught otherwise. The hell with PBS. Posted 4/8/2005 9:06 PM by SelfProclaimedDork - reply pbs fights obesity one cookie at a time. Posted 4/8/2005 9:06 PM by Alan0817 - reply haha you got first. and i love cookie monster... oh well =] Posted 4/8/2005 9:07 PM by JayKu - reply yea, the lakers are mos def gay(er) this year. *tear* Posted 4/8/2005 9:10 PM by MissLaughsTooMuch - reply haha you commented yourself o.O COOKIE MONSTER IS MY TEACHER now he has been corrupted Posted 4/8/2005 9:15 PM by thevurd - reply I thought he would've died of a heart attack by now... Posted 4/8/2005 9:16 PM by franksabunch - reply hahaha you left the first comment Posted 4/8/2005 9:18 PM by gooksantiger - reply man i love sesame street. XD Posted 4/8/2005 9:28 PM by insert_very_sarcastic_name_her - reply i love elmo...and there is a bert acommpany me to sleep everyday for more than 10 years! lovely caption for the pic Posted 4/8/2005 9:30 PM by JianXGien - reply browse comments: next › | last » Choose Identity Xanga Network (?) Anonymous (Sign up for free!)   name (required) email (required) email not publicly displayedemail not valid website Give eProps (?) 2 eProps 1 eProp 0 ePropsComment Only Post a Comment Add Link | Preview HTML comment help  Say it with Minis! (?) Yay! What's up? Key to my heart... Huh?? View All Minis » [mini text] [mini credits] reset Profile Pic: Default  |  Choose »  (?) reset incorrect code Code You See Below (?) Submitting… Back to CaKaLusa's Xanga Site! Note: your comment will appear in CaKaLusa's local time zone: GMT -05:00 (Eastern Standard - US, Canada)

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