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Saturday, April 16, 2005

 Simba and Bambi are a part of your complete breakfast.

For once, I wish there was a Disney movie where everyone and everything (women and children) dies. BAM! Just like that. Imagine the critic and the rave reviews it would get. If you think about it, Disney movies tease you with a few deaths here and there, but they don't go the full 10 yards.

Death is what brings in the green. Lion King did it. So did Mulan and Bambi. If you were to put those three movies together--Mulan slashes Scar and Mufasa's throat, then in retaliation, they bite Bambi's mother who in quick reflex, kicks Mulan in her jugular--and the audience will go wild.

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Aww, how cute! He's sleeping--or so little naive Simba thought.

Speaking of death, I read in a news paper a long time ago about some guy that worked at a local Taco Bell that got killed when the bean cooker exploded. What a stupid way to die. I'm glad he's dead. More air for me. It's also one less person serving Taco Bell trash that I have to worry about (these babies should come with warning labels). I hate Taco Bell. I want to eat that stupid little dog on the commercials. "Yo quiero Tac-...ack!"

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So that explains their secret "white sauce."
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Rave reviews... you bet.
Posted 4/16/2005 9:37 PM by navahx - reply

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I can picture it now... "Mickey Mouse's Trip to the Meat Factory".
Posted 4/16/2005 9:39 PM by SpeakerFortheDead - reply

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Omfg!111shift+one
Posted 4/16/2005 9:39 PM by iTuner - reply

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eek that dog is scary. thank goodness we ate and home and not taco bell today
Posted 4/16/2005 9:39 PM by Tsunaki36 - reply

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Hey, I like Taco Bell ... sorta. :(
Posted 4/16/2005 9:40 PM by iTuner - reply

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HEYYY

PRIDE ROCK?

Lion king. sniff.
Posted 4/16/2005 9:41 PM by Kwazy_Fweak - reply

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you need to get some nookie. you're so stiff.

Posted 4/16/2005 9:47 PM by daintyme - reply

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I HATE TACO HELL!

CEPT THEIR WHITE SAUCE... GOOD STUFF!

::LATAR::

Posted 4/16/2005 9:50 PM by sobeshot - reply

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lol. disney making snuff movies. lol
Posted 4/16/2005 9:50 PM by paulzzz_world - reply

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eeeeewwwwwwww you sicko!!!!!!!!!!! God.. I'm gonna have to think twice b4 i eat taco bell from now on..
Posted 4/16/2005 9:51 PM by ladygloom - reply

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they have a secret WHITE STUFF? *cringes* i have never eaten anything from taco bell and i have also never been there. i would probably cry during the combined simba, mulan + bambi movie. disney movies are my weak points.
Posted 4/16/2005 9:52 PM by shopaholicx3 - reply

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i hate taco bell too, i hope they go bankrupt.  i hate del taco even more though.  their commericials are very annoying.
Posted 4/16/2005 9:54 PM by wutuwaitn4 Xanga True Member Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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funny......
Posted 4/16/2005 9:58 PM by puretear - reply

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And yet another fast-food restaurant shot down by the almighty CaKaLusa
Posted 4/16/2005 9:59 PM by thevurd - reply

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taco bell is decent....

i mean when you have to choose between taco bell and weinerscnitzel....hmmm... O.o (for softball, when we eat, we eat crap. our budget sucks)

Posted 4/16/2005 10:04 PM by airina05 - reply

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Chihuahuas look like freaking rats.
Posted 4/16/2005 10:08 PM by aliyya786 - reply

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Yo quiero chihuaua burrito
Posted 4/16/2005 10:10 PM by TheParkN8r - reply

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AHAHAHAHH. eww you freaking sickooo. =P

Posted 4/16/2005 10:11 PM by S022290C - reply

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Who dies in Mulan?
Posted 4/16/2005 10:16 PM by elizzybass - reply

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that secret white sace is not so secret anymore. taco bell sucks
Posted 4/16/2005 10:31 PM by fragilexglassxheart - reply

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aahh hahahaha good thingi  dont eat at taco bell

Posted 4/16/2005 10:38 PM by stupidguitarist - reply

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how cute is that little lion king... I really like that movie and the song that sang by Elton John?
Posted 4/16/2005 10:39 PM by jayjy - reply

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lol wow.. hostile much? taco bell is good xD
Posted 4/16/2005 10:40 PM by JeLLy0re0 - reply

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lol...awww.....simba's sooo cute
Posted 4/16/2005 10:46 PM by Linny_Who - reply

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wow that chihuaha looks weird
Posted 4/16/2005 10:47 PM by welmoe - reply

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