| | I am learned the good English in America!
The future of America was supposedly backed by Clinton's push for
better education, with more funding, more supplies. After 8 years,
nothing has changed. Things need to be altered. Our children need to be
toughened up. Not sit home and be babied by our mothers.
Education should be made fun again.
That's why I suggest revising all tests and methods of teaching. School
to many is just another place to sleep and eat lunch. Here is just a
sample test I would like to see implemented in future tests. Just take
a quick look at some great samples:
The new and improved New York City Standardized Math Test (Fall 2005 Edition)
- If Black crimes in 1999 were at 12%, and has risen 45% over the following three years, what will the percentage be in 2007?
- If you put three penises in one crackwhore, and take two out, how many are left in the crackwhore?
- Young little Tony buys thirteen magnum bullets to bring to
school. If he shoots six at his teacher, how many are left for the
police to find in his gun?
"Did you just eat my sandwich?"
- A C4 mine has a blast radius of 20 square feet. If there are
three C4 mines in Time Square, how much area does that cover? Show all
work.
- Donald the pimp controls 10 hoes. If he hires three more
sub-pimps, each having the same amount of hoe-control as Donald, how
many hoes will he have a total of?
- Given: A=2 B=3
Shaniqua has had underage sex with A men. This happened B times. If each time she has sex, she has 2 kids, solve for C.
"Oh no you di'int!"
- Being convicted of pedophilia can land you in jail for 20 years.
If Bobby the Pedophile has sex with children at the ages of 15,
10, 24, 11, 13, and 8, provide the Range, Mean, Median, and Mode.
(note: Sources may or may not be verified or factual.)
The results are in: Weecheet dominates this mission. Can anybody stop their rampage?
Alpha Q: You are required to submit your next two members to be booted off in 24 hours. The "Whirlwind" round is next...
Lau, Out!
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
"Dude, do I even know you?" said an afraid Duncan.
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