How come Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck are naked from the…

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Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 8/22/2003 10:31 AM Views: 29 Comments: 13 eProps: 26 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

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Friday, August 22, 2003

How come Winnie the Pooh and Donald Duck are naked from the waist down??

Now, if you looked at my site months ago, this was my header. Not that I'm against any forms of public nudity. It's just that as a kids cartoon...how come they're friggen naked? You see Pooh with his honey all smeared over his half naked body. What's up with that?? And what the heck is goofy?? Sorry...mind was getting sidetracked.

So, I saw the Smurfs the other day. Oh, that symbolized such happiness. Remember that little tune they sang when they were happy? "La la...lalalala...la..la..la...laaa". They were cute and blue. Creative marketing tool for plush toys, eh? But you noticed it...and I know you noticed it. How come there was one female in that whole group? Smurfette. I don't know how the heck they procreated...but man, I'm telling you Smurfette must have been tired. And see what happens when blue balls become out of control? You turn blue. That's my thoughts on why their race was blue.

Anyways, notice how they used the word "Smurf" for everything. Today is a "smurfing good day". "He smurfed a what??" "I swear I didn't smurf her, I swear!" Now, if our current generation was like this and talked like smurfs...here's what they would say.

Smurf #1: Oh man, I went out with Smurfette last night.
Smurf #2: Yeah? What the smurf did you do?
Smurf #1: Well, we went to the bar. We both got smurfed over there.
Smurf #2: Did you smurf her?
Smurf #1: Yes, I smurfed her!
Smurf #2: Smurf, yeah!
(now imagine two smurfs giving high fives)

Currently Reading
The Unauthorized Guide to Smurfs Around the World (Schiffer Book for Collectors,)
By Joyce Losonsky, Terry Losonsky
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cave painting of the pooh? heh

Posted 8/22/2003 10:18 AM by monstermarlo - reply

:sLy: I've had very similar thoughts to these at one time or another. But it's always like that. Remember the Bearnstein(sp?) Bears. They liked in Bear Country, and had various "bear" this and that's. I think maybe people should have stuff like that. People Country School, Peopletown Supermarket, it has a ring to it, no?

Posted 8/22/2003 12:32 PM by chibirae

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browsinq ;D
awesome xanqa..
hit meh baqq :]

Posted 8/22/2003 1:06 PM by l3ts - reply

Ya knoe..I always wondered why daffy or bugs would wear a towel when they came outta the shower..Cuz, they never wore any clothes..Well, bugs didn't, but daffy didn't wear pants..so..it really wouldn't make a difference now would it? Sigh..it's all so conuzzling..

Posted 8/22/2003 1:15 PM by anonymous - reply

speaking of smurfs.. in the movie Donnie Darko, dinnie's friends explain about how much of a whore the smurfette is ...and how the whole neighborhood revolves around sex. you should go watch it sometime :cool guy:

Posted 8/22/2003 1:43 PM by anonymous - reply

haha busy busy smurfette :ShoCKed: o_o;; I haven't thought of that I thought of snow white and the seven dwarfs o_o;; <~ hasn't watched smurfs in a long time... i like how people say "papa smurf" xD

I think donald duck and winnie the pooh is naked waist down o_o because they think it's interesting to show off pooh's belly xD o_o haha about the honey comment ;3 o_o;; not sure about nething else though :sigh: oy xP it might also be easier to draw :P

Posted 8/22/2003 2:49 PM by juzer - reply

1.) nice picture you got up there :crazy:

2.) how'd you like to smurf me? :WinK:

Posted 8/22/2003 3:03 PM by SixXx - reply

:SiLly:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thats cute.....i love that....i wanna smurf u chris! oh yeah hahahahahaa :dopey:

Posted 8/22/2003 3:14 PM by Team_X_plicit - reply

hahahah i never thought of that "smurf" thing like that before. and i did think before when i was young how come winnie the pooh and donald duck didnt have pants. haha kinda weird? how do they pee and stuff??? LOL.. yah ok anyway.. take care byebye.

Posted 8/22/2003 3:46 PM by SwEEt_AzYn808 - reply