| | Chef and the City: A Central Park Adventure
The
latest installment featuring your two favorite Asian Xangans (okay,
maybe not). Filled with yet again, more walking. What else is new? We
have logged at least 50-60 miles worth of walking in Manhattan alone.
Surely, this woman needs a GPS installed into her buttocks--now there's
even more reason for people to stare at your butt and not feel guilty!
I'd like to share the events of the day, but you wouldn't care for
that, so what better way than by stuffing some pictures in your face?
Central Park and More
(Pansonic Lumix FZ-20)
I take great pleasure in destroying innocent-looking pictures with some assinine comments, so please bare with me.
Drug dealing (weed, grass, etc.) starts early for young Juwan, seen here.  Little do the two toddlers realize how swift and quick their watery graves will be...  No, not the new Twin Towers, you terrorist bastids.  Now that my friends, is what you call a true pimp. Not only that, but he's having his women work! BOOYAH!
Chef's shirt originally was White...  Guys, get your minds out of the gutter  Central Park averages 45 muggings--every day. Facts may or may not be true.  Many times, I needed to relieve myself. Stupid bottles of water!  Can you spot the one who had too many Big Macs?  I can see three things wrong with this picture, can you spot them?
Okay, time's up!
1) The man in green is pointing the tourist to the wrong direction--the prostitutes are located the other way, idiot.
2) The man in the black shirt really isn't a male after all!
3) The balding White man on the stairs married a White female--so who got pwn3d?  When Incestual Dads Attack: Part 4  Not good for when you really need to pee  The annual cleansing of my toes has come alas  I can almost feel the emo within, yearning to be revealed  Reason #25 why this child should be deported to Mexico: He's a Red Sox fan.  "Yeah, screw you mom!"  "Can you hear me now? No? Eff you then!"  See, what he doesn't realize is that these are shark-infested water  :: Cue "Eye of the Tiger"::  Waiting patiently for the return of Lassie. ::sniff:: poor dog!  The Green Thumb Trophy  Just half of a Mosque  RUN, 1 1/2'' CHILDREN, RUN! CHEF IS GOING TO EAT YOU!  So uhhh, which way is east?  Chef is a chronic narcoleptic--falling asleep with half her body hanging on a chair  Holly and Caty (Katy, Catie, Katie, Kadee?) viewing some softcore pr0n on the Apple.
"She's faking it" said an unpleased Holly.
 Christopher Reeve's demise |
| | Posted 8/1/2005 8:10 AM - 31 views - 167 comments
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