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About this Entry Posted by: CaKaLusa Original: 8/16/2005 7:04 AM Views: 26 Comments: 195 eProps: 372 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site Who recommended? Who gave the eProps? 2 eProps from: pinksangria shammiki Catgofire a_coolname BAD_USERNAME Acekiller Stupendous_Man paulzzz_world j_e_s_s_i_c_a S022290C serjbart69 franksabunch SHooPuHMaN s1ms UCcowgirl23 X_____Taintedmemories natasha_rules OrangeFingerNails Introspection_86 petitekiu notoriousDNA lumpiablog OTheMan DaNotoriousCYNT dd4986 the_greatest_pip Kwazy_Fweak simplyxmoi x_CR1ST1N4 al_jameela Cinnas3Fate3 bebe2K XoShameOnMeoX elainer7124 c4short27 airina05 remory lil_azn_cc Gieternity matkishimoto AliceLaLamchop akademikinstine Intensej3 Alan0817 TjhoZ4 LusciousLips k0wala twizted_lemon kroatia skaterdemon kandykisses cloudedfuture Dr3aml3ssSl33p3r bobaChick chipmunkiee Crazy4Orlando I_Poncho Brizzo_h dun_look_up_my_skurt Tainted__Dreams Dragon_0f_hope WhiTeBauHiNia adiagirl KoNfUsEdDuCk16 sparkle_barbie kimi_gibbler webbygale temptedflirt monstermarlo Sakura_Starz TheParkN8r thevurd tiffohhis2cheaptopayforpremium LaMamiDeDiego JeLLy0re0 Keniiiiiiiiiiii Bunnie215 MissLaughsTooMuch shNug_aTTack guitar___riffs Beautiful_Dreamer87 chrnobreak Lionsgrrr1 ImlovingYu euromidget Whispers_of_Wind JayKu dudedontdissrice xoXHavokXox n0m3rcy ironmonky123 andromeda539 chRis_photojournal thatcrazyballer susanx33 fluffybubulz HAppy_camperr skyyx BlackLabel2021 AzNkPrInCeSs gooksantiger bad_monnie kristinelovesrain DisBoiRichyard sweety421 SarcasTikIsm neh_sarang aznsolaris twiztedxsoul PulsarBabe CaliGirl324 j4mm1nj3n hopelesdreamr ladybug_818 Aesop58 adrenalinexxx winniethe_xHOMICIDALpooh the_evil_tamica misstease FoMJoB pRfctlilpiNkceSs maur33n INEBRIATE_MASQUERADE aydongbeeleef KHC831 amy_li shopaholicx3 kn0ttyn3rb Tsunaki36 KriNaLyNNx3 animated_wonsoongee SH0RTEEZ_G0T_S0UL LO_and_LC projectblogsphere mikeop34 Tru_Blend cutsiepie55 gg629 decayed_head MissTrials darkcorruptor DaMizzaRippa liarxtraitor weedsmoka2k3 Chiapet502 manda_rinn Goowolgo sweetaznbabe47847 diNdiN HowToDeal08 jwh4323 xo_sweetascandy_xo Shamal9696 russian_thoughts Tha_1tru_Chick AmrPrincess4 OmegaX3 so_krystle batmangrl03 SilentlyBleeding89 xdreamr DrZcrazychick92 Superdave12 OoOohPeTeR NGUY3N ohshesDOPE xxRadiantEclipse marshmalloweh Broken_Whispers101 pinksocks_22 nea_nea_ur_gurl_17 Pianokey_necktie ZZhifriendsZZ Dragenflie LCluvsurkiss MAGNeT_iNC EditMcScribble tickmytock09 candiez iLuVgAbEsHaiR489 he_completes_me Im_Moni_U_r_not xpleasexdontxletxmexgox ivewaitedfortoolong KrNbOi54843837

Tuesday, August 16, 2005   Battle Star Xangactica Since the previous contest of "Kanga Vs. Boxer" was such a hit, I've decided to make it a weekly (or whenever I feel like it) event. Today's battle (letttttttts get ready to rumbleeeeeeeeeeee!) is between two of the most ferocious of all species. The demonic Emo (emo-ites) vs Teeny Boppers. Both run rampant on Xanga--both deadly to the eyes and ears of their readers. The victims--poor victims. Time to settle this once and for all. Emo Advantage: Cries you to death; constant tears will cause a river of slippery flooring Carries hidden razors Their hair can swallow you whole Splashing hair dye (Black #4) in your eye, rendering the victim temporarily blind After years of wearing tight girl pants, they have super agility in their lower regions, enabling them to leap rooftops Whiney voices which impair hearing Teeny Bopper Advantage: Travels in packs of 4 or more Carries enough make-up on her that Kristi Yamaguci can skate on their face Stillettos in the crotch hurt Their selection of music will annoy you to death Whiney voices which impair hearing Place your bets! Who will win this weeks challenge? And why?   Posted 8/16/2005 7:04 AM - 26 views - 195 comments recommend recs0 give stars votes0 share email sent0 Give eProps or Post a Comment 195 Comments browse comments: next › | last » they all die!! Posted 8/16/2005 7:05 AM by CaKaLusa - reply 2nd! Posted 8/16/2005 7:06 AM by pinksangria - reply emos can fly. Posted 8/16/2005 7:14 AM by shammiki - reply Want to delete this one, too? Bastard. Posted 8/16/2005 7:18 AM by Catgofire - reply slkdfj! Posted 8/16/2005 7:28 AM by a_coolname - reply http://www.xanga.com/MartianOfInternet Posted 8/16/2005 7:29 AM by BAD_USERNAME - reply teeny bopper Posted 8/16/2005 7:47 AM by Acekiller - reply Neither wins!  Lets hope they kill eachother off! Posted 8/16/2005 7:54 AM by Stupendous_Man - reply teeny boppers would win. emos would slice their own wrists because of all the attention they're getting. Posted 8/16/2005 8:10 AM by paulzzz_world - reply Oh my god.. That is freaking hard. Emo xangas are all about fansigns and rants, while teeny bopper xangas are all about what they did and how they spent their money.. and both whine for people to prop them. I hope they both lose. Mwahahaha. Posted 8/16/2005 8:14 AM by j_e_s_s_i_c_a - reply Awww, that girl's so cute. Posted 8/16/2005 8:21 AM by S022290C - reply I was figurinhg the Teeney Boppers, because they'd catch u off gurad by their innocent appearance then rip u to shredds Posted 8/16/2005 8:33 AM by serjbart69 - reply Whatever the outcome, we *all* lose. Posted 8/16/2005 8:33 AM by franksabunch - reply At least the teenybopper is cute. Emo's lose because they wouldn't wanna win. Any type of success or anything positive goes against everything they stand for. Posted 8/16/2005 8:38 AM by SHooPuHMaN - reply emo-ites. i think theyre starting an underground society. Posted 8/16/2005 8:38 AM by s1ms - reply teeny boppers... they can be really bitchy and those manicures can be deadly Posted 8/16/2005 8:43 AM by UCcowgirl23 - reply Sadly, i find teeny boppers more amusing. Posted 8/16/2005 8:53 AM by X_____Taintedmemories - reply teeny boppers. theres power in masses! Posted 8/16/2005 8:54 AM by natasha_rules - reply both loses... Posted 8/16/2005 9:05 AM by OrangeFingerNails - reply Teeny boppers.  They cluster in the dozens. Posted 8/16/2005 9:07 AM by Introspection_86 - reply i say the teeny bopper. they come in packs of 4. Posted 8/16/2005 9:17 AM by petitekiu - reply i hope t hey both die Posted 8/16/2005 9:19 AM by notoriousDNA - reply emos. they have nothing left to live for. hell hath no fury like a man without faith in life. Posted 8/16/2005 9:21 AM by lumpiablog - reply they're both annoying but Teeny Boppers win! Posted 8/16/2005 9:25 AM by OTheMan - reply neither, the gangsters would jump in! Posted 8/16/2005 9:39 AM by DaNotoriousCYNT - reply browse comments: next › | last » Choose Identity Xanga Network (?) Anonymous (Sign up for free!)   name (required) email (required) email not publicly displayedemail not valid website Give eProps (?) 2 eProps 1 eProp 0 ePropsComment Only Post a Comment Add Link | Preview HTML comment help  Say it with Minis! (?) so screwed... These Were Expensive Hop on over... Your turn! View All Minis » [mini text] [mini credits] reset Profile Pic: Default  |  Choose »  (?) reset incorrect code Code You See Below (?) Submitting… Back to CaKaLusa's Xanga Site! Note: your comment will appear in CaKaLusa's local time zone: GMT -05:00 (Eastern Standard - US, Canada)

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