| | Script writing for a porno film. I've come to love it.
God, the word "moan" sounds so taboo and grotesque, yet it's an
everyday word that I'm afraid to use. The shocking images or sounds
rather that run through my head when I see that word written, gives me
an uneasy feeling in my stomach. "Good lord, why did he/she write
that?" Am I wrong to have this common perception? Moan, moan, moan,
moan. Oh, what the heezy? Is it just me, or do you get that awkwardness
when your eyes graze over that word?
Then take a look at "bastard." If I said this in second grade, my arse
would be sent down to the principal's office lickity-split. No if's,
and's, or buts. Suffice to say, bastard is a term, also found to be
taboo, but seldom used in everyday language. Bastard is defined as: A
child born out of wedlock. Nothing serious there, right? But as modern
language changes, and used in derogatory fashion, you get the ol'
"paddling" or "time out box," depending upon if you attended private or
public school, respectively.
He's only performing a back massage, you pervs.
Now what if I somehow managed (oh, if only) to alter the meaning of
"matches" per se? Altering it to some slang term for "slutty girls who
wear no undergarments?" Now, people would be afraid to use the term
"matches" for that sole reason. In the end, we would have to find a
workaround for this "item." "Hey, buddy, do you have a 'lighting stick'
for my cigarettes?"
The spoken language is trodden with confusion. Much like technology,
you can't stop it from moving on. So I say, screw all that, lets all
learn sign language. At least we'll all understand what that lady says
on the weather channel at NBC.
Random Photo of the Day
 I love eating ovaries.
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
"Okay, now just slide a few more inches to your left..." said a sexually frustrated Marbury (number 3)
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