| | Bill Gates and Steve Jobs don't care about Black people.
Here we are, recently landing in the year 2006, and we still
can't get out of this "White for life!" supremacy state of mind. If it
wasn't George Dubya showing signs of this, leave it for the
monopolistic heads of two of the world's most richest computer CEO's
(Gates recently relinquished that position). Now, I'm not pointing
fingers, but...IT'S BLATANTLY OBVIOUS THEY'RE RACIST! Here's why:
You may not know it, but it's right there, sitting inches away from
you. Heck, you're probably touching it right now. You guessed it, it's
the keyboard. "Now, what makes that so racist, Chris?" Look at it. The
evidence is glowing, asking to be noticed. I call it, "Keyboard
Racism." I first took note while at work, sipping on a cappuccino, and
attentively contemplating nuclear fission and other works of
self-sustaining energy sources. That's when it hit me. My wandering
eyes saw too much. I could almost feel doves brushing past me,
butterflies brushing against my neck as they fluttered for a safe
haven, and the antichrist about to touch the same ground I was sitting
on. You can call it what you wish, but to me, the keyboard was creating
a high, and imposed a state-of-mind that made my fingers burn every time
I touched the keyboard.
White
Take note at how closely compacted and
easily accessible the keys are. Did you also notice how a majority of
the keys are at the top?
In contrast:
Now, lets broaden our horizons, you racists, and take a closer look.
What's this? Why...my fingers, they are unable to stretch so far. The
distance is causing pain!
Chinese
A subtle yet effective diagram. It's Microsoft's way of telling us to
separate and disband. Perhaps divide our cultures and be ethnocentric.
Black
Why are all these keys so far down here? Unacceptable.
Negro
If I didn't know any better, this looks like an ink blot for a gun...not a friendly label for our Black friends, Mr. Gates.
Latino
You're only further worsening the situation here Steve Jobs. Are you
trying to impose upon us the stereotype that Latino's are lazy? What,
that they won't put effort into typing that out? Oh, how wrong you are
Mr. Jobs.
It's there, I laid it all out for you guys. The evidence is
omnipresent. That's correct. Look at the distance. Notice the disparity
and
randomness of the locations of these keys. You may have fooled some
computer users, but not me, Bill. And Steve, you're a Klansmen, I just
know it. Who on earth sells ONLY White iPods, then once U2 (a known
freedom fighter band) hops on board, you debut a Black iPod. Coincidence? I think not.
Uncle Sam is great, but he sure as hell isn't African-American. What's up with that? Don't buy into this subliminal messaging! |
| | Posted 1/3/2006 4:02 PM - 152 views - 175 comments
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