| | Xanga Hottie McBodies: Battle of the Booties.
For
all you males out there, after reading my site for 4+ years, it's
finally going to pay off. "Yes! About time! I had to put up with all
this boring garbage, he better do
something!" Calm down, ol' chap, Uncle Cakalusa will take good care of
you.
At 3 am in the morning, writing this may seem a tad bit tethered
and scattered with random thoughts, so bear with me. Now for the
objective of today's game, just think Pokemon with hoes (HOE-KEMON!). No, not a Pikachu with D-Cups--we're talking boobs, buns, and breasts-s-s-s-s. Or
a "shocker." (Sorry, had to throw that in) Along those lines.  Okay, maybe I'm fantasizing.
Basically, I challenge any incomers, readers, or those men with
cajones. And with my duo against yours, we shall take votes. And after
each week or so (i.e. once a year), we battle it out, Harlem style. If
I lose, I have to kick one female off my team (with the public vote)  but I get to take one of the challengers women (because I'm pimp) for the next battle.
 "I slep'wit her boyfriend, and all I gets was this pair of jeans an'n STD."
I challenge any contender to take on my bishes and hoes (I can hear the
Women's Rights Activists approaching in their minivans). Think you're
up
to it? E-mail (cakalusaATyahooDOTcom) me your duo and we'll take it
from there. A public
display of the two teams will then duke it out, presidential election
style--minus all the controversy and cheating.
Rules:
- They must be regular Xangans.
-
Over 18, please.
- It's not just beauty, but brains too. Voters will judge based on those two key factors.
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No guys. Refrain from homosexual activity. I ain't down with that.
- No fat chicks. That's just cheating.
- No models. That's just cheating. And provide their phone #, please.
- Girls
may participate in submitting entrants (or yourself if you're that
type) too. Because we all know you have that secret stash of "BFFL" who are uber-hawties.
Now, meet my Hoekemon! ::throws out hoekeball::
Defender of the Cakalusian Brigade: Alvie C.
  Bitch, they're real. And they're faannnntastic! Queen of the Undercity and Elite Mastermind of the Eastern Colonies: Kristen S.  She eats donated kidneys for breakfast and has no remorse, no guilt, and no apathy. And she'll eat you too.
So have fun for hours on end. It's Booby-licious.
Can you believe I started to write this post in November?
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| | Posted 4/28/2006 4:48 PM - 26 views - 104 comments
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