| | World War III?
Bust
out the gas masks and canned beef/fish it's almost here. But before
that, leave your wallets out. Take your bets. Here's my prediction:
DATE: July 24, 2006
TIME: 4:12 AM EST
With the ongoing Middle East conflict, the rest of the world watch on as things unfold.
- Syria and Iran twiddle their thumbs. A faint sound of weeds tumbling can be heard. "Should we intervene?" says Syria. "Nah."
- North Korea secretly start testing missiles and rockets on the Gaza strip. Japan and the USA are oblivious.
- A Sony Aibo electrocutes Kim Jong Il. Many of Il's closest cabinet members blame this on Japan as being a booby trap.
- Japanese protest in N. Korea's direction for being blamed unjustly.
- A North Korean battleship is seen cruising Japanese waters with a Hello Kitty doll lynched, and hanging from the bow.
- Australia and Sweden suddenly wage war on Iceland. Many are left scratching their heads.
- Saddamn
Huessien escapes his jailcell and makes a break for Texas where he
corrals a small guerilla group. Two bloody weeks later, Texas is now
called New Iraq.
- Mexico invades the US while they were
away to the Middle East to "increase dah peace!" Many of the illegal
immigrants from Mexico had a reason for coming afterall--to take over
the US! "We've toiled and mowed your lawns for too long. Now we seek
revenge! Feel the wrath of 1,000 lawnmower blades!" a man by the name
of Eddie Hernandez quotes over a tape.
- Canada is like
"w-t-f
mate?,eh?" They come down and attempt to save the Americans. They
come armed with a battleship (canoe), cavalry (3 moose), and soldiers
(a mounty), proving to be useless once again.
- Michael Jackson loses another nose.
- Italians
become too prideful in their World Cup victory, they forget about the
economy. African nations begin enslaving them. Irony ensues.
- France president flees the country. Many are baffled for they've never seen a cowardly Frenchman before.
Continue the battle in the comments below. What happens next?
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