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Original: 8/12/2006 10:19 PM
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Saturday, August 12, 2006
 

Not your typical love poem.

This is for the guy who changes his personality to impress that one girl.

This is for the guy who starts listening to a band they hate, but try to endure it because she likes that artist.

This is for the guy who hopes that she breaks up with her current boyfriend. Waiting. Waiting ever so patiently.

This is for the guy who would start befriending her ugly friends, just so he can get closer to that one prize, the girl he wants.

This is for the guy who starts buying clothes from the store in which he has no interest in, but damnit, the girl loves that style.

This is for the guy who starts telling her all things he's "wrongfully" done because she's into the "bad boys." Too bad the worst thing he's done was steal a cookie from his grandmother on the cooling rack.

This is for the guy who picks up a book only because she has it under her list of favorite reads.

This is for the guy who becomes giddy when she comes online.

This is for the guy who begins to watch films he'd never expect to watch in his lifetime, but he does it only because he wants to impress her with his knowledge of the film that she "loves oh so much."

This is for the guy who changes his major and even college just so he can attempt to catch a glimpse of her.

This is for the guy who constantly checks his tracker to see when and how often she comes by his site, if at all.

This is for the guy who repeatedly checks her AIM profile for any updates, but never dares IM her.

This is for the guy who tells all his friends he found a new girlfriend, but it's just a figment of his imagination.


This is for that guy. That individual. That stalker. Stop ruining it for the rest of us.
Degrading Asian Photo of the Day (NSFW!)



This is a picture of:
A) A frozen banana treat.
B) Ice cream that melted in a weird way and shape.
C) Great Photoshop skills.
D) An Asian Ice Cream vendor being Asian.
 Posted 8/12/2006 10:19 PM - 20 views - 101 comments

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Posted 8/12/2006 10:20 PM by CaKaLusa Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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wasn't that during the japanese festival celebrating the penis? oh those jappers..
Posted 8/12/2006 10:25 PM by riceball823 - reply

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All of the above.
Posted 8/12/2006 10:27 PM by rdude1 - reply

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am laughing becuase I read a joke on the interwebs!

Posted 8/12/2006 10:30 PM by hannahdoddsmells - reply

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yes, that ice cream looks very much like a male reproductive organ
Posted 8/12/2006 10:32 PM by krnbballboi616 - reply

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Don't you just hate it when they play hard to get? Haha, I wonder what that guy's looking at.
Posted 8/12/2006 10:36 PM by apreci8_1337hax0r - reply

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Mmmm.... I wish that were MY ice cream. I mean!

Hehehe.
Posted 8/12/2006 10:36 PM by FargalasIII Xanga True Member - reply

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Ha. The poem and the picture are rather disparate, no?
Posted 8/12/2006 10:38 PM by Drakonskyr Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

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thats my kind of guy <3
Posted 8/12/2006 10:39 PM by Munkyxx - reply

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where can i get me one of those ice creams ;) lol
Posted 8/12/2006 10:40 PM by sexyvietgirl_uk - reply

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forget the guy, the little girl in the lower left of the picture has the most priceless face. it's like she's saying "do you realize how wrong that looks?"
Posted 8/12/2006 10:42 PM by goopup - reply

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its the banana thing isnt it? they have that here... lol
Posted 8/12/2006 10:45 PM by KPAnGeLBaYbEe - reply

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i vote e. sex toy covered in chocolate sold by asian ice cream vendor being asian
Posted 8/12/2006 10:51 PM by natasha_rules - reply

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if you suck ice cream like that, it will turn out like that!
Posted 8/12/2006 10:54 PM by Alan0817 - reply

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that guy needs to chill out and be himself
Posted 8/12/2006 10:59 PM by jessewarren - reply

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A.:-p
Posted 8/12/2006 11:01 PM by livingfortommorow Xanga True Member - reply

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the guy is a freeking idiot. idiot guys win the girls...but I think they win the wrong girls, because they too damn much try to please someone. shouldnt ever try to please a girl. if she likes, she likes. if she doesnt, she'll use him.

Posted 8/12/2006 11:01 PM by MidnighTinVenice Xanga True Member - reply

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Maybe there was some sex-convention in a free-and-prosperous Asian country that sold ice-cream cones in the shape of a penis?
Posted 8/12/2006 11:07 PM by VoicesoftheRain - reply

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hahahaha. nice poem... and hilarious pic. :)
Posted 8/12/2006 11:07 PM by Jx2_66 Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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Photo shop.

Haha.

You asians are tricksters.
Posted 8/12/2006 11:16 PM by Ich_hasse_Sie - reply

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wow...godly photoshop skillz.
Posted 8/12/2006 11:25 PM by xioka - reply

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Aw. That's sweet.
Yum. Ice cream :)
Posted 8/12/2006 11:26 PM by rave_party - reply

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so young, so young.
Posted 8/12/2006 11:29 PM by burntedges - reply

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hahahaah oh man, great poem, great picture.
Posted 8/12/2006 11:42 PM by LiLKiDMikE - reply

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haha great post ;p
Posted 8/12/2006 11:50 PM by JayKu - reply

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