| | I'd like to fart in your face while driving too!
Self-inflating
whoopie cushions. The man who invented that must've been a genius! A
very wealthy genius at that! I saw said product at the local toy store,
perusing for a Slip N Slide. And with that sighting, once again, my
brain clicked and off with a new idea:
Replacing the car horn in automobiles with whoopie cushions.
"Dad, watch out!"
::presses horn:: "PTHPPBPBPBPBPBPB...squeak."
or...
"This traffic is killing me."
::presses horn:: "PTHPPBPBPBPBPBPB...squeeeeeeak. Pibb.."
(man in front)
or even...
(Cop pulls you over)
"License and registration, please."
"But officer..." ::presses horn:: "Putt-putt...squeeeeeeak. Peep..."
"HAHA!" Okay, okay, I'll pretend I didn't see you run over that pedestrian. You take it easy now."
"Thanks officer!" ::zooms away, past school bus full of disabled children::
and of course...
The masked man with a gun screams, "B*TCH! Get out of the car right now!"::you press the horn:: "PTHPPBPBPBPBPBPB...squeak." as you smile. He shoots you right in the shoulder. "You thought I was joking?!"Masked carjacker drives off with your car.
Okay!
So that last situation might not work well with the new device. But
imagine the laughter and fun that would ensue! Not only would people be
less offended by the "honking" of a "horn" but it would lighten the
mood, causing less road rage--which is preventable 95% of the time. I
learned that last bit in my anger management class. NOW HURRY UP AND DO
WHAT I SAY! GRRAWR!
Degrading Sports Photo of the Day
 Welcome to the Matrix.
 "There's a halftime show of acrobats?"
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