Brown
people know how to celebrate 21st birthdays. Celebrating longtime
friend, Rohit's birthday in a packed, overheated, and slightly slippery
floor made for an interesting night. Being one of two east Asians in
the room, I made the most of it. See if you can spot the needle (other Asian) in the haystack (sea of Indians) in the photo below!
Surprisingly, the male to female ratio hit an equilibrium. /sarcasm
No comment.
BALLINNNNN!
This is how we do back in India.
Unfortunately for our friend here, his pre-written pick-up lines on his sweaty palms were smeared by the end of the night.
"Psst! That's not Corona!"
Chicken and Rice (fake version) on 49th street. The original (most popular one) has security now. Line was hella long too, even at 4:30am.
Offensive or Inoffensive?
Welcome
back to grade school antics, folks! If her physical flaws, annoying
voice, and terrible humor didn't make you hate her, perhaps this racist
bash on the Chinese language will. What's next, ebonics? Ironic that
she's recently gotten a lot of exposure because she thought Kelly Ripa
was "homophobic."
