| | Your Favorite Band is Homosexual.
By
listening to Bjork, Clay Aiken (there's some truth to that), and
Ghostface Killah, you are officially gay. At least the people here think so.
"One of the most dangerous ways homosexuality invades family life is
through popular music. Parents should keep careful watch over their
children's listening habits, especially in this Internet Age of MP3
piracy."
It's
okay to pirate mp3s but listening to certain bands and musicians like
Frank Sinatra and Depeche Mode will bring you one step closer to the
firey pits of Hell. I looked over the list and compared it with my
iPod's library. According to this site, I'm 76.9% gay. Who needs new
pastel curtains done?
"The bottom line - you shouldn't be gay! You can lead a life of fulfillment and happiness as God intended, a life far better than what your Gay life has offered.
The journey to normalcy isn't an easy one, but we will be with
you through the adventure. Our national network of online Christian
ministries are devoted to providing the love and care you need as you
find God, holiness, and healing."
Just look at some of the things listed. I almost had to refresh my browser to make sure some words weren't missing.
- George Michael (texan)
- The Grateful Dead (AIDS)
- Morrissey(?questionable?)
- Metallica
- Jay-Z
- Eminmen
- Nirvana
- Boy George*
- Depeche Mode
- Marilyn Manson (dark gay)
- Ted Nugent (loincloth)
- Frank Sinatra
- Clay Aiken
- Elton John(really gay)
As if their homophobe tirade against
musicians wasn't enough, they propose all gays to turn straight. Just
like that. How? With their " CHOP" programs. " C.H.O.P.S is the powerful new program developed by Christian
Youth expert Donnie Davies. C.H.O.P.S stands for CHANGING HOMOSEXUALS
into ORDINARY PEOPLE."
"In Our effort to keep this [music] list up to date we'd appreciate your
help. If you know of a band that is Gay or propogating a Gay message
please email us so we can update. Donnie is handling this his email is:
donniedavies@gmail.com"
Resist
that temptation. Refrain from doing it! Okay, fine! I'm sure you all
know what to do now. Calm yourself, wipe that big smirk off your face,
and rev that keyboard up for some lovely hate mail. Tell them who sent
you.
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| | Posted 1/31/2007 8:14 PM - 51 views - 109 comments
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